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2010-02-25T13:40:00.003Z

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeled Waaaaaaaaaaaaaariors!!!!!

Times are hard for the Autobots

2010-02-25T13:33:00.003Z

So if pimping themselves out to any movie maker wasn't bad enough....

2010-02-25T13:15:00.000Z

"In an unrelated note. I always carry a few nuts and bolts at amusement parks. after we get locked in the ride and start to move, I hold up a few of them and say to the person next to me look what just fell out of this thing. It is a great witnessing tool. Everytime I did that the person next to me started praying."

Lovely little quote from: Fundies Say The Damndest things

Dog vs. Dog

2009-09-13T21:42:00.002+01:00

The owner has given his pet a complex about making a fashion statement. Proof that, even in the canine world, the nail that sticks out gets hammered down.

Cat vs Dog.... which will win?

2009-09-13T21:35:00.000+01:00

Obvious really. You're a fool if you thought otherwise.

I have an award for you

2009-08-12T00:09:00.003+01:00

Just an idea taken from someone and given form by me... now I just have to wait for a troll on B3ta so I can use it.....

Jeremy Clarkson - Beat Box

2009-07-27T15:35:00.002+01:00

Nicely done

Go-wan Sheep show us how it's done

2009-07-27T15:17:00.004+01:00

Clickage here required to animate

Or go TILE tasstic with this!!

I just can't express my manlove for Sheep in words

I'm in love with a film trailer

2009-07-27T14:32:00.002+01:00

Hmmm... can't really summarise this in any way...

So... What did you think?

The narrator in the iron lung did it for me... I think he might have been wanking throughout the entire clip (and probably climaxed a few times by the sound of it)

Drama... suspense....

2009-07-27T13:24:00.001+01:00

Slo Water from youdiejoe on Vimeo.

Just recovering

2009-07-27T13:05:00.004+01:00

Where is my head?

I'm back on the net after a little absence (to make your heart grow fonder...of course). I picked a bad time to come back; as the B3TA image challenge this week was "Kitten Sport"... So, after everyone had exhausted every permutation of a kitten in place of a ball, a kitten's head plastered on a sportsman or computer ports plastered on a kitten... I swanned in with this effort.
I think we can all agree that nothing more needs to be said (lets keep those comments at zero people).

I've never actually eaten a Ritter Sport because I had a Middle class upbringing and we generally frowned upon splashing out £1 for a 2" biscuit. I see it as an aspirational thing that once it gets to the attention of the masses we will see Chavs flaunting their Ritter Sports and Rap stars including them in their rhymes:

I can't believe in a gurl mo fitta
I wanna do yo now in yo shitta
Then we kick on back and eat a Ritta (sport)

I'll probably buy a Ritter Sport gift pack for this years Christmas and hang them on my tree... to show off to the neighbourhood.

Can you improve on the humble tampon?

2009-05-24T15:55:00.004+01:00

^Click it and you might be able to read it

More B3Ta tosh and pish for you. The image challenge task was suitably vague and undoubtedly misinterpreted by myself and 85% of the B3TA board: "Reinvent the wheel". The image challenge was suggested by Happy Toast.... but he failed to clarify what the chuff the challenge was about and also failed to post anything close to matching his usually high calibre of WOO!

I failed to make the front page (again) but I still haven't turned to drinking myself into a stupor. This weeks challenge is: Make a picture out of letters.... NUTS to THAT (so this will be a week off from B3TA... and my 1st image challenge I have dodged).

Is the rot setting in?

I will eat your SOLE...

2009-05-14T19:18:00.001+01:00

I'm gonna see Star Trek...

2009-05-08T20:15:00.002+01:00

Woo and a Yay.

This is a Burger King advert about "Kingons" (if you were wondering). I have no collectors memorabilia they would be interested in stealing from me with their Dance of Seduction... but tch you win some lose some.

Twitter witch of the West

2009-05-07T13:43:00.003+01:00

No, I'm not Twittering... I'm still B3TAing. This weeks challenge involving images is all about twitter. Yes, there's plenty of Shitter,Twatter,Bitter and worse puns on display.

Childish... making fun of foreigners

2009-05-07T13:37:00.002+01:00

Tch... nawty nawty!

100% genuine Troll Bait!

2009-04-22T23:32:00.001+01:00

In time he will live to regret this video... (about 1-2days after posting it?).

I love Tits... (edit now he's Faceburger)

2009-04-13T14:57:00.004+01:00

"Tits" (edit now Faceburger) is his user name on B3TA... and he produces much arf! Don't know what he's like as a person... but on B3TA, personality counts for nothing! Just look at the piccy wicks...

Video Games of the 80s, where are they now...?

2009-04-13T14:40:00.002+01:00

Fact: Custer was getting jiggy with T. Hawk's momma. (Turok was non-too-pleased about the whole situation either). Custer you bastard, you deserve everything that's coming to/in you. Oh, and in case you hadn't guessed this is a recent B3TA post/compo thingy I did. I just get wrapped up in one part of the internet at a time. I'll probably be over B3TA in a month ... and then ... I dunno... Twitter I guess? kill me now!

Obey the rules

2009-03-26T21:32:00.004Z

Another thing I did for B3TA (yes it seems like that's all I do these days) So anyhoos
The image challenge was: taking instructions from the net you had to then alter them. I think the Duck Fisting was popular with the B3TANs... (the Zalgo thing is just...annoying) It does bring back memories of going to the swimming pool in Montrose and as I stared at the notice I would wonder what "petting" was... the salad days of innocence.

BTW here's The original

Mummy where does candy floss come from...?

2009-03-19T22:07:00.009Z

Click picture for readable

I guess I'm well on my way to being a B3TArd... but then I thought I was a blogger at one point (and my interest began to fade). I just don't know what to do with my life anymore...

9am this saturday: don't miss...

2009-03-16T07:48:00.000Z

Will the comedian get that kiss?

Calvin the teenager...

2009-03-11T18:24:00.002Z

Chuck it on the bonfire like that Velvetine rabbit (sorry if I spoiled the ending of Velvetine rabbit for you)

Bob's upcoming feature...

2009-03-09T22:37:00.001Z

The battle of the Jonnies... hmmm... that sounds just wrong.

Bob's Bwa ha ha of the day...

2009-03-05T16:28:00.000Z

Clash of the Titans

2009-03-05T15:57:00.002Z

For my 201st post I give you...

My son Toby aged 3 and 3months vs. Old Plastic tub containing toy tools.

C'mon there my son you've got to want it: Eye of the Tiger!

Up your's stupid frat boy....

2009-03-04T21:58:00.001Z

Easy to understand: 3 simple DON'Ts about chopstick etiquette.

An old toy in the attic... wtf?

2009-03-02T22:05:00.003Z

Mini Mouth: Do you have a quick mouth? See how many balls you can cram in time!

2-0 A swallow
5-3 A Gulp
7-6 A Mouthful
8 QUICK MOUTH

The weird games you find in the attic toy box... like this little gem. If I didn't show you the picture would you have thought I was writing about one of those pervy 80s computer games (like Custers Revenge)? If it was an Atari cart game though, would you think it could be called Deep Throat: the Revenge or Slutty little Ms. PacMan goes to town?

You all have very dirty minds!

Twitter... in a nut shell...

2009-03-02T21:19:00.002Z

Click the pic for a bigger pic

Not being a big fan of Twitter you can say I'm being bias ... and of course you'd be right. Still doesn't change the fact that Twitter has fallen into the wrong hands... the mass populace. I'm going by the principle that 80% of anything is composed of shit/white space/boredom/morons etc.. thereby making mostly anything majority shitty. Take this blog for example; I have to slack very hard to keep my shit content level up to 80%.

Twitter is 20% non-shit though and I don't have to tell you that. I just can't seem to find that part of it at the moment.

Misrepresentation...

2009-03-01T19:19:00.005Z

From the 80s comes the USA VHS cover art for Warriors of the Wind. The Miyazaki (of studio Ghibli, Spirited Away fame) classic that was badly dubbed and trimmed of .... wait for it... NOT the violent bits, but the slow bits. If I was still a tweenager then hell yeah I'd be all for trimming off the fatty story bits of any cartoon! But, because I'm an adult that still watches cartoons I'm shocked (in a nerdy OMFG WTF way) that the plot could be butchered: I love this movie and I loved the manga even more so. I digress, if anything is worth shedding tears over then its tears of laughter, over this cover art.

There are no robots in this film... and especially NO ROBOTS WITH LASER ARMS.
There are no scenes with people riding spice worms from (the film) Dune. I will concede that it bears a passing resemblance to the GOD WARRIOR in the film... but, wisely, nobody rides it.
A Pegasus? There are no horses in this film... and especially NO WINGED HORSES.

This picture (of princess Nausicaa) is the only art required on the cover: except they've removed her trousers...? A popular myth about this film was that the princess wore no pants... but that's myths for ya.

Gawd bless you USA for your awsome 80s VHS/GAME/RECORD covers that in no way refelct the quantity/quality of what lies in store for the hapless consumer. You jaded a generation of kids... you yuppie ad-exec scumbags!

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day

2009-03-01T18:59:00.003Z

The Burlington Bay Ghost (deleted 25 Aug 2008 at 09:21)

The Burlington Bay Ghost Back in the 1800s, a young man worked with two shipmates who were not so fond of him on a cargo ship. One day, while he was working, he lost his footing and his leg got caught in between the dock and the ship. He tried pulling his leg out and asking his shipmates to help him. Unfortunately before he got his injured leg out, the ship came into the dock and completely crushed his leg.

His shipmates, who did not much care for the young man, simply picked him up and abandoned him behind a tavern. The mans bloodcurdling screams could be heard throughout Burlington Bay. The tavern owner heard him and went to investigate, only to find a young man on a bench screaming in pain with a bloody, crushed leg. He took him into the tavern and laid him on a table, called the doctor and waited with the young man. The doctor arrived, assessed the situation, and decided to amputate.

With only the simplest of tools, a saw, and no anesthetic, the young man was in even more pain as the doctor sawed off his leg, right there in the pub. After completely amputating the young mans leg completely, the poor man died.

If you're walking along the shore of Burlington Bay on a foggy morning, you can still see an old cargo ship, and hear the bloodcurdling screams of the young man who died. Sounds like a promise?

References

I got this story of the show "Creepy Canada", and I give all the credit to them for my knowing this story, because otherwise I would not have ever even believed in ghosts.

NO, you don't reference ghost stories! If you are seated around a camp fire telling the type of story that makes grown men wet their tighty-whiteys... you don't reference your material (certainly not "Creepy Canada"). If you must; then use,"When I was told this story by a man who in the Burlington Bay bar I laughed at him... but when he left the table he was hopping... ON ONE LEG.... torch under face BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!"

Bob's (other) Deletionpedia page of the day

2009-02-15T11:12:00.004Z

Differences between book, film and TV versions of MAS*H (deleted 14 Mar 2008 at 05:44)

Uhh... yeah you read it right. Somebody took the time to point out to you the differences between M*A*S*H in these 3 medium. HERE IN FULL DELETED GLORY.

Here's a summary:

Hot Lips' shower scene: Hinted in book/In full glory in Film/some gags on TV.

Therefore... just watch the film

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day....

2009-02-15T11:06:00.002Z

NoobEgg (deleted 14 Jun 2008 at 19:49)

NoobEgg is a Beginner in Maple Story who is the highest leveled Beginner in Khaini. Khaini being a world in Maple Story. You can check the rankings of this character by visiting this website: www.maplestory.nexon.net and go to the rankings and search "NoobEgg". NoobEgg is indeed a male but uses a female character because "the girl NX is better". NX is a simulated form of cash used in the game that can be purchased in various ways. NoobEgg has other nicknames such as "NX Whore", "Tay", and many others.

It takes more than being the best at Mapel Story to cut it in the World of Wikipedia. Now, if he had the highest ever Space Invaders score.... *whistle*

John from Cincinnati withdrawl..

2009-02-15T10:46:00.002Z

I really miss John from Cincinnati... there's nothing on the TV that's so wonderfully intriguing or borderline insane. Unfortunately the show was cancelled and with just one season... no answers were ever given to:

What/who was John?
Where did he take Shawn?
Who was Johns father?

... oh well, they've left a tantalising mystery that will never be solved... and in this age of SPOILER ALERT maybe not knowing the answers is better for us all.

I only have:
GENERATION KILL
BURN NOTICE
BATTLESTAR GALLACTICA
left for me on the TV just now.

(except I shamelessly enjoy Hulk Hogan's Celebrity championship wrestling... shhhhhh don't tell anyone)

Choo Choo here comes the liquid nitrogen train!

2009-02-10T20:55:00.002Z

Going to the doctor to get your warts burned off, will now be a lot more interesting. The liquid nitrogen train will be arriving at the station on time.

Hmmm... a train that works better when it is cold you say?

I better work fast... or Virgin trains will snap up the idea before me!

Beck's E-Pro 8 bit remix

2009-02-06T22:58:00.002Z

Official video for Beck's "Bad Cartridge" which is an 8bit remix of "E-Pro" by Paza from the Guerro album (Interscope 2005). The song is also featured in Guerrolito, the remix album. Video directed by Wyld File. Love it, love it, love it... it brings back so many happy memories of loading screens on my ATARI ST.

Fun at work with a singing dog...

2009-02-06T20:43:00.001Z

January can be a mean month... so just add a singing dog into your work schedule and ka-pow hey presto. Chase those January blues away.

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day....

2009-02-05T21:12:00.004Z

Wikifur (deleted 24 May 2008 at 19:43)

WikiFur is a wiki created by and for the furry community, founded in July 2005 to represent furry culture and history. Like Wookieepedia, Memory Alpha and other fan encyclopedias, WikiFur covers topics which rarely meet Wikipedia's verifiability standards. Like this page...

WikiFur's userbase primarily consists of furry fans, and content focuses on points of interest for the fandom, including virtual communities, comics and other media relating to anthropomorphic animals. Regular events and furry conventions like Anthrocon and Further Confusion are also covered. Editors are permitted to contribute to articles about themselves as long as they comply with the neutral point of view policy. All text content is licensed under the GFDL, with news also available under a Creative Commons Attribution license.

WikiFur is hosted by Wikia, and has become one of their larger and more active wikis, featured in December 2005, with a count of over 9,000 articles as of March 2008. It is listed on the Ursa Major Awards Recommended Anthropomorphics List.

Three weeks after its foundation, WikiFur was selected as Something Awful's Awful Link of the Day. Massive vandalism ensued, but the boost in traffic allowed rapid growth. More orthodox attempts at promotion have included the distribution of flyers, ribbons and membership cards, and the use of Google AdWords. Active localization projects exist in Czech, German, French and Portugese.

This page was created 26 September 2007 and deleted 24 May 2008 (241 days... impressive). So why did it get the ugg boot (see.. that's a furry boot... oh, ho, ho I crack meself up, so I do)? Unfortunately it's not because it's un-noteworthy, nor even that it just ceased to exist (the streets are not safe) but because "Furry Fandom" seems to be the page that you will be directed to if you type in wikifur whilst searching Wikipedia... if your into that kind of hirsute pursuits.

Cookie Monster cupcake...

2009-02-04T22:18:00.003Z

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.... yum, yum, yum!

Hmmm... wait a second: is it just me or does it look like it's made out of Play-Doh? Pffffft... I'd still eat it even if it was....

Ahhhh... good old GUBA...

2009-02-04T22:04:00.001Z

Just thought I should do this for anyone curious about what video+track results in...

STEAM.... kareoke...

2009-02-04T21:50:00.003Z

So it would seem...YouTube will let you watch a video but not necessarily listen to the video you're watching at the same time. In this instance it works for me; because Gabriel's Steam is more a music video that is heavy on the video and optional on the music. Heck I can hum Sledgehammer whilst watching this and still get the same result (in actual fact I couldn't get Big Time out of my head... that just seemed to work better)

This video contains an audio track that has not been authorised by all copyright holders. The audio has been disabled. More about copyright

Right sod you... I'm off to Metacafe!

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day...

2009-02-04T21:41:00.002Z

Galaxy (typeface) (deleted 02 Jun 2008 at 00:43)

Galaxy is a 1992 typeface by Bitstream Inc. designed to resemble the title credits from the Star Trek movies. It was originally released under the name "Star Trek Film BT".

Yeah.... that kinda typeface would get annoying, very quickly...

Who doesn't loves a conspiracy...?

2009-01-22T22:46:00.002Z

Aerolinee Itavia Flight 870, also known in the Italian media as the Ustica Massacre ("Strage di Ustica"), was an Italian flight that suffered an in-flight explosion while in route from Bologna, Italy to Palermo, Italy. June 27, 1980.

Some of the Italian Air Force officials who might have known about the disaster's background died suddenly.

* August 3, 1980: Col. Pierangelo Teoldi, was nominated to become Commander of Grosetto AFB, but had not yet assumed command as of date of death - Car accident.
* May 9, 1981: Maurizio Gari, Poggio Ballone air defense radar controller - heart attack at age 37.
* March 20, 1987: Licio Giorgieri, Italian Aircraft Registry Commander - killed by a communist terrorist group. (see it:Unità Comuniste Combattenti)
* March 31, 1987: Mario Alberto Dettori, Poggio Ballone air defence radar controller - suicide by Hanging.
* August 12, 1988: Ugo Zammarelli, Cagliari Italian Army Intelligence's Service Cagliari Section (see it:SIOS) - hit and run by motorcycle.
* August 28, 1988: Mario Naldini and Ivo Nutarelli, Italian Air Force strike pilots crossed Flight 870s path on June 27th over Tuscany - mid air collision during the 1988 Ramstein Air Show.
* February 1, 1991: Antonio Muzio, Lamezia Terme control tower Marshal - murdered, culprits unknown.
* February 2, 1992: Sandro Marcucci, Italian Air Force 46a Aerobrigata Pisa pilot - air crash during a wildfire firefighting operation.
* February 2, 1992: Antonio Pagliara, Otranto air defence radar controller - car accident.
* January 12, 1993: Roberto Boemio, Chief of Staff, 3a Air Region, Italian Air Force - knifed during a robbery.
* November 2, 1994: Gian Paolo Totaro, Italian Army Major medic - suicide by hanging.
* December 21, 1995: Franco Parisi, Otranto air defense radar controller - suicide by hanging.
* April 4, 2002: Michele Landi, IT consultant for the Italian government and for the same Procura that was on the Itavia 870 case - suicide by hanging (soon after he revealed he had come in the possession of information regarding the incident)

"I'll never apologize for the United States of America..."

2009-01-22T22:09:00.004Z

George H.W. Bush (you know.. the older one ... that hates broccoli?)

In August 1988 Newsweek quoted the (then) vice president as saying

"I'll never apologize for the United States of America. Ever, I don't care what the facts are."

in regard to the shooting down of Iran Air Flight 655, also known as IR655. A civilian airliner shot down by US missiles fired from the USS Vincennes on Sunday 3 July 1988, whilst flying in Iranian airspace over the Strait of Hormuz.

You know what?

More than 30 years on... and still no apology for: killing all 290 passengers and crew aboard, including 66 children, ranking it seventh among the deadliest airliner fatalities.

Bob's Wikipedia page of the .. um... day as well....

2009-01-10T20:19:00.004Z

Mana Wahine Te Ira Tangata

was a small and short-lived political party in New Zealand. It was established by Alamein Kopu, a member of the New Zealand Parliament who had left her original party (the Alliance). After a short time as an independent MP, Kopu established Mana Wahine as her own party. It was officially registered on 12 June 1998.

The name "Mana Wahine Te Ira Tangata" is difficult to translate, but essentially refers to dignity or respect for women. Kopu claims that the party was intended to support Māori women, promoting a Māori form of feminism. Critics of Alamein Kopu, however, did not see the party as a genuine ideological organization. Rather, they saw a more cynical reason for the party's creation - as leader of a party rather than an independent, Kopu was entitled to $80,000 in additional funding. Jim Anderton, leader of Kopu's former party, said that the creation of Mana Wahine approached corruption, a sentiment which was echoed by several other politicians.

Kopu (and thus Mana Wahine) closely followed the National Party government of Jenny Shipley. National, having recently ended its coalition with the New Zealand First party, was highly interested in finding additional parliamentary support. It is sometimes claimed that National's influence was instrumental in gaining Mana Wahine official recognition as a party, and many members of the Opposition claimed that this help was given in order to secure Mana Wahine's vote – Trevor Mallard, a Labour Party MP, openly called it a "bribe".

Mana Wahine contested only two elections. The first was the Taranaki-King Country by-election in 1998. The Mana Wahine candidate, Mary Gilmore, received seven votes. In the 1999 general election, Mana Wahine failed to submit a party list, with Kopu saying that she missed the deadline by just minutes. The party nevertheless contested twelve electorate seats, gaining a total of 1,082 votes across the country. Kopu herself contested the Waiariki electorate, and gained sixth place with 1.70% of the vote.

12 February 2001, Mana Wahine was removed from the list of registered political parties at its own request.

Bob's deletionpedia page of the day...

2009-01-10T19:13:00.002Z

Ding-isms (deleted 06 Aug 2008 at 11:23)

Ding-isms (noun)

1) an ism is something done in an act of ding.

Ding-isms are named after the famed Lord Ding, a muppet if ever there was one.

one example of ding-isms is seeing apparitions of the dead, in a similar form to Jesus walking on the water in the Sea of Gallilee, The Ding-ism of seeing a dead ghost walking on the Newcastle Boating lake has appeared several times.

Other forms Ding-isms can take is Ding-Fu - a legendary fighting skill developed and honed over time where much Like Bruce Lee's legendary Jeet kune do combat form, Lord Ding was able to pre-empt grabs and gropes coming his way, and even able to ward off multiple attackers at once.

Ding-isms can take many forms, many with biblical references and connotations. from likening himself to Judas by accepting 30 pieces of silver betraying his lord, and cohorting, with Casper McAneenaw, to being the proverbial man about town attending many wakes, funerals and weddings, seemingly at random. Legend has it that when the great Lord Ding was on Holiday with his civil parner no-hair in Gay Capital of the World: San Fransisco where he bought a local newspaper, went directly to the births, deaths and marriages section, and seen that a funeral was taking place for an italian man, so Lord Ding attended it, just for the egg and onion sandwiches and tea afterwards.

Everywhere I turn on the interweb, I bump into some mentalist...

Sex crimes and the Vatican...

2009-01-10T18:56:00.003Z

From Wikipedia
Sex Crimes and the Vatican (2006) is a documentary film (39 min) filmed by Colm O'Gorman, who was raped by a Catholic priest in the diocese of Ferns in County Wexford in Ireland when he was 14 years old. Father Seán Fortune was charged with 66 counts of sexual, indecent assault and another serious sexual offence relating to eight boys but he committed suicide on the eve of his trial. Colm started an investigation with the BBC in March 2002 which led to the resignation of Dr Brendan Comiskey, the bishop leading the Ferns Diocese. Colm then pushed for a government inquiry which led to the Ferns Report.

It was filmed for the BBC Panorama Documentary Series which charged that the Vatican used a secret document, Crimen sollicitationis, to silence allegations of sexual abuse by priests and that Crimen sollicitationis was enforced for 20 years by Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger before he became the Pope. This allegation had been disputed on a number of grounds [National Catholic reporter article here].

What I do to you Evil Jack...

2009-01-10T08:03:00.005Z

your names are dumb?

"mara". the name mara, in the readings of buddhism, essentially means "evil bitch from hell". which brings me to my point: this nickname is retarded.

mara is short for tamara, but not really, because it doesn't cut "tamara" short, it cuts tamara before it even begins. this is not a nickname, this is the suffix of a name.

i will prove that this is stupid empirically. let's say that i wanted you to go to the kitchen, but instead i told you to go to then "chen". you would have no idea what i'm talking about, and therefore anyone who asks me to call them "mara" should be shot.

it should be law that anyone who arbitrarily truncates the first half of their name is required to be called "asshole" until they die. this actor who calls himself "topher grace" has adopted what must be the dumbest name of all time, and his credits would be a lot less offensive if it was listed as "asshole grace" instead. children all over the world would appreciate this fine name in the credits for win a date with ted hamilton, spiderman 3, and other crappy movies full of assholes.

you might be asking by this point, if someone named christopher can't call themselves topher, is it ok for them to call themselves chris? of course it is, this is a stupid question. "chris" is the beginning of a name, and by calling people "chris" we increase the efficiency of our communication without introducing any ambiguity. plus, we flaunt our capacity for being lazy, which as we all know is the true american dream.

then there are people named "robert" that call themselves "bob". this is possibly the most dickhead move you could make. this isn't a prefix, it isn't even a suffix, this is just plain re-writing. to all "bobs", "jacks", and "bills" who weren't born with the name, a better re-writing of your name would be "fuck you".

Jack: originally a pet name for John. Only been a given name since 19th centuary (Captain John Sparrow at your service). So if I said to whoever wrote this, "I'm going to Spain on a plane" he'd be confused and say, "You dumb shit you're going to Spain on an Aero!"?

Mmmmm Aero... yummy

Not entirely sure who wrote this but I found it here theworstthingever.

From the childhood of Bob comes...

2009-01-09T22:19:00.002Z

KO century beast warriors (Yes it's from the era where Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles raised the bar for crazy cartoon titles; the age of ACRONYM animations.)

I feel cheated that the episodes I saw were so poorly* dubbed into English that I felt a pang of shame in the pit of my stomach anytime my parents caught me watching it. I still have the video and hmm... no, I wont be watching it anytime soon. This YouTube clip has saved me the bother.

*Poorly dubbed by the people at AnimeUK (short lived anime mag either way ahead of it's time or just a pile of poo: I do remember the mag hypocritically moaning a lot about badly dubbed anime... shame on them!)

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day...

2009-01-09T21:52:00.002Z

Crinkle Cut Jones (deleted 22 Apr 2008 at 05:22)

Jameson "Crinkle Cut" Jones is the generally credited with inventing the so-called "crinkle cut" french fry. Prior to his invention, all french fries were either cut by hand from a potato or run through a grid to cut a uniformly straight fry. Crinkle Cut Jones, as he came to be known, wanted a more visually interesting fry to distinguish his from his competitors. While not a popular as straight cut or steak fries, the crinkle cut has a good portion of market share and is beloved by many. Thanks to the innovations of Crinkle Cut Jones, we all have a little more french fry variety in life to be thankful for.

Um... what? I want to believe this and I also want Crinkle Cut Jones to appear on a bag of crinkle cut chips (fries) in the same way Tony the tiger does: "Theeeeeeere.... Crinkly!"

French Fort Boyard kicks our Fort Boyard's ass...

2009-01-07T22:13:00.002Z

Ah... the French! Scenes like these would have helped rescue the ratings of the doomed game show. Hmm... have these women been exploited? As far as I remember the female team kit was always scoop neck (never saw one polo neck). So, any woman who did go on that show knew just how much "exposure" they were going to be subjected to. Mild titillation at best, a pervs paradise basically... for your dad to watch on Saturday night and claim it was a Game show...

So what did the British Fort Boyard have; big deal we had Melinda Messinger in our Fort Boyard.. big whoop!?

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day...

2008-12-26T21:54:00.002Z

One-stride (deleted 26 Mar 2008 at 06:13)

One-Stride is a unique, challenging simulated horse game that allows players to breed, show and interact with virtual horses. Players also take part in a virtual riding college that allows them to progress up the ranks to become a world class farrier, vet, show judge or president of an association. The game combines elements of a role-playing game and automated sim to give players a different and personal experience.

Players will take part in challenges realistic management. One-stride also incorporates its own graphics academy to promote the development of role-playing and give players a different and personal experience.

I highlighted the part I was the most concerned about... the dirty sods!!

Bob the Mul's YouTubeIslam video of the day...

2008-12-26T21:47:00.001Z

Okay... I'm going to stop this... because now I realise it's not funny on so many levels.
(That... and the videos fail to embed properly)

Death by tray!!!

2008-12-22T21:54:00.001Z

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day....

2008-12-22T21:23:00.002Z

TJ Ecklburg (deleted 25 Mar 2008 at 03:45)

Tj Ecklburg was born in Venice, Italy in 1977. He was an attractive boy to be sure, but he grew tired of his life in the mafia.

He immigrated to the United States in the 1990s and that's where he met his first wife, Kayleigh. It was love at first sight, he said, unfortunately he was forced to hire a hitman to "take care of her" whe he discovered she was a cheating dirtbag. He later remarried to a woman by the name of Mallory, and, even with her distinct physical deformities, they are currently married with 18 children.
He was later invited back to Italy to take over after his father was mysteriously shot to death outside his pizza parlor. Ecklburg refused the enticing offer and stayed at his job as forward, and leading scorer, of the HEB Raging Dolphins water polo team.

Wow... just.... wow!

Bob's YouTubeIslam video of the day....

2008-12-22T21:08:00.004Z

Todays video by SamiR (from North Carolina)

Questions for Athiests

Thank you SamiR.

Questions for atheists *LINK IF VIDEO NOT WORKING*

I did like his questions to "my atheist friends". How can it be? Can you explain?:

Order comes out of an explosion.
Sand will evolve into bricks, into walls, into squares and "maybe a Jacuzzi if you're into that"
The moon has no intellect, but more intellect than your average atheist.
It's obnoxious NOT to believe in Allah.
Explain venus fly-traps... (has this guy never heard of wikipedia?) and it's "extra-curricular activity".
Kiwi bird!!! How can you evolve to flightlessness.
Most serial killers are born to Christian families (so what's that got to do with atheists?)
So many suicides with the atheists.

As I said before... Thank you Catholic Google for introducing me to YouTubeislam.

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day....

2008-12-19T07:51:00.003Z

Dance Wiv Me (deleted 14 Jun 2008 at 18:53)

Dance Wiv Me is the title of a forthcoming single by British rapper Dizzee Rascal. The song features Calvin Harris, who also produced the track, and Chrome. It is due to be released on July 7 2008 in the United Kingdom.

discussion page:

# Delete There are no reliable secondary sources that establish notability. Masterpiece2000 (talk) 03:00, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
# Keep - a single from two notable artists. It's only been on radio for two days, with no reason to expect it not to chart. --T-rex 13:11, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
# Delete - Fails WP:MUSIC, as they have had no charts, and also no WP:RS. Soxred 93 13:46, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
# Delete because it is WP:CRYSTAL by an unnotable singer. Artene50 (talk) 08:35, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
# Note: This debate has been included in the list of Albums and songs-related deletion discussions. -- Fabrictramp | talk to me 13:36, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
# Strong Keep A notable song, by two notable and previously successful artists, has not charted due to not yet being released. Should not have been put up for deletion.

RESULT: DELETE.

Yeah!!! Delete this song from history!!! (I personally think it's a bit poo..)

Judge for yourself...

A day at the races

2008-12-16T18:32:00.002Z

Eddie Izzard's view on commentators at the horse races... what are they smoking?

Horse fantasy songs... erm..... yes...

2008-12-16T18:15:00.001Z

Alvin and his chipmunk buddies.... keeping the dream alive

The Divine Comedy (from the Father Ted episode) song.... mashed in with the last Unicorn

Happy Birthday TOBY!!!!

2008-12-13T07:50:00.003Z

Three years old today... and too young to realise that having a birthday this close to Christmas sucks! If only mummy had made it to the January sales before her water's burst.... oh, well...

Have a very MANKY Christmas...

2008-12-13T07:46:00.002Z

A tune for the season, sung by Glasgow's finest NED posse... (not really sure how to describe to you what a NED is... Non -Educated Delinquent: seems to fit the bill though)

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day

2008-12-13T07:37:00.002Z

Alien boy Possessed (deleted 14 May 2008 at 01:10)

The plot involves a boy who starts of normal but then gets derranged when a stick which is thrown mysteriosly out of thin air hits him in the head, causing him to go insane and possessed. The boys decide to "knock him out" in an attempt to end the his suffering and to give them a chance to escape, however one boy is shown to completly dissapear after the boy is knocked out. This makes the boys even more scared and they decide to get out of the maze as fast as possible.

But the "alien boy" is seen to return to kill them, the remaining boys run for there lives as the the possessed boy chases after them, and kills another of the group

NOT coming to a cinema near you!

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day

2008-12-10T21:26:00.002Z

Exploding Spammer (deleted 15 Jun 2008 at 15:51)

The Exploding Spammer(s) is a internet spam group mostly found on YouTube. They are responsible for creating the infamous long middle finger. Many Automated account makers would create accounts such as ExplodingSpammer01, ExplodingSpammer02, ExplodingSpammer03.etc. They are self automated and would constantly spam youtube user accounts with long middle fingers. About 40 of these accounts have been suspended from youtube so far.

Never had the long middle finger but I surely would have deserved it if I ever did. They don't really live up to the exploding part of their group name... more of a damp squib.

Good job...

2008-12-10T21:19:00.001Z

see more pwn and owned pictures

Perth's birds getting high on antidepressants

2008-12-10T20:42:00.003Z

A PERTH woman is having her medication stolen by birds from the balcony of her Fair City home after a row with the local council left her without a fridge to keep it in.
Distraught Philomena Brymer (53), of Pomarium flats, has been told by medics she must keep her pills refrigerated but the only place cold enough is outside after a kitchen redesign, in her opinion, went wrong and has yet to be rectified. This could be true as there is one antidepressant PHENELZINE still used (very rarely) that needs to be stored in the fridge.
Birds have taken to swooping on the drugs, thinking they are food, leaving Ms Brymer without the help necessary for her depression and other illnesses. Okay now I cry BULLSHIT because phenelzine would be dispensed in a plastic bottle that would be pretty beak-proof.
Her troubles began when the council came to refit her kitchen as part of an upgrade project.
She said contractors did not leave proper space for a fridge/ freezer, putting it against a window, so she had it removed.
She said, “It was a fire hazard because it would have blocked my exit route if I couldn’t get out my door so I had to throw it out.
“My medication and vitamins (Ketovite needs to be stored in a fridge) have to be kept at the correct temperature but now I don’t have a fridge, through no fault of my own. HEY wait a second... YOU threw the fridge out !
“The only place I can keep it is on the balcony, because of the cold weather, but the birds are taking it away.
“The contractor said I have to talk to the council but the council have said it is the contractor’s fault, leaving me stuck in the middle and getting sicker—I’ve been to hospital three times.”
A council spokesman said efforts are being made to find Ms Brymer a new fridge but insisted the window obstruction would not have been a danger.
He added, “The tenant agreed the design of her kitchen with contractors ahead of the work.
“The tenant’s fridge freezer did slightly obscure a small gable-end window, but the main large window in the kitchen was totally unaffected.
“The fridge was nowhere near a doorway and did therefore not obstruct any fire escape door as claimed.
“For her own reasons the tenant then made the decision to throw away her fridge, presumably knowing she needed it to store her medication. Because of her difficulties we are now working to obtain a new fridge for the property.”
Basically, we are dealing with a woman who got a new kitchen and threw out the fridge freezer because one small window was slightly obscured... and somehow my local paper was desperate enough for a story that they went round and listened to her. I've seen her picture in the paper (not available on website)... and mad cat-lady from the Simpsons springs to mind.

The morning commute...

2008-12-04T07:46:00.001Z

GI Joe (Action Force in UK) list of crazy WMDs.

2008-11-25T21:21:00.004Z

Original article here. Click pictures for bigger.

How COBRA managed to get pilots brave/drunk enough to man these "Battle Balls" is beyond comprehension. Needless to say if COBRA Commander was US president, then we'd be seeing a lot more Purple Heart decorated officers (and those soldiers would be in boxes decorated by the COBRA flag)

Not to be out done in the Drunk and Stupid department: Some COBRA dudes (With the help/hindrance of WWE rassler Sgt. Slaughter) have taken the boys out in a kick ass hydrofoil to do a spot of fishing. Baldy and Patch (Snake Pliskins good-fer-nothing brother) are seeing who can bag the most Nemos using explosive charges and bullets respectively. If Harbour Patrol had boats like this then maybe there would be less pirates these days...
If you ever played with this toy in your bath, SHAME ON YOU!

My eyes are melting!!!!! The goggles, they do nothing!!!! - final transmission from test pilot 4 whilst field testing the IMP.

The vehicle all COBRA agents would NOT like to pilot. Or for that matter be in front, behind or with in 50 feet of. When I look at this picture all I see is one very scared COBRA soldier looking for the right opportunity to bail and take up his uncle's offer of running the families fish gutting business.

I’m just imagining a movie based on Tom Clancy’s “Red Storm Rising”, but using weaponry designed by the G.I. Joe weapons design team.

“Sir, we have a platoon of Buzzboars approaching our defensive lines in the Fulda Gap”“Mobilize the Armadillos, and get me a Vector Jet in the air - I need an overview of the battle”“Sir! Radar reports a flight of Night Ravens releasing pods!”“Goddammit! Get those captured Bubble Trubbles up there right away! Those poor riders in the Armadillos will be defenseless!”
God that would be awesome. You could have a poignant scene near the end where a volunteer Night Raven pod pilot spends one last night with his true love before heading off to certain death. *

*Lovely little comment from the article I just had to show you.

The new Union Flag

2008-11-22T18:37:00.003Z

I'm in full support of this... mainly because the Welsh Dragon is Kick ass!!

(and partially because I used to think the Welsh were represented by the white border around the English St. George cross... oh, the shame of my stupidity!)

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day

2008-11-21T14:12:00.003Z

John mazzulla (deleted 16 May 2008 at 16:45)

The coolest kid on the planet. Owner of Patches "the cat" O'Hoolahan and Gizmo And is an /b/tard
BEGININGS John began his life in Barrington, Illinois and resides today in Florida, someplace around the west coast-ish. He likes mogey paws and video games and likes to eat brownies and bacon. Oh and did i mention that he's the coolest kid on the planet? Well he is. Also, you should the Star Wreck: In The Pirkinning, its a great finnish movie that's a parody of star treck.

Far be it from me to argue with the coolest kid on the planet, but the day I watch a Finnish movie called Star Wreck, is the day Hell starts selling ice-cream. (Unless this film by some chance is a porno...?)

Arrrgh... my two favourite things....!!!

2008-11-21T14:04:00.001Z

Click for bigger

Fry's girlfriend (standing to the left of Bender) just looks wrong.

What's on Toby's mind...?

2008-11-21T13:27:00.001Z

Dancer : Toby (aged 2)

Artist: The Mopheads

Song:What's on her mind

Director: Bob the Mul (putting on a stupid high squeaky baby voice)

Shaolin Soccer

2008-11-21T13:00:00.001Z

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day

2008-11-19T08:08:00.002Z

Medical Renaissance: The Secret Code (deleted 03 Mar 2008 at 22:49)

Synopsis
Conventional medicine has failed them. Migraine headache and depression hold the lives of these three patients hostage. But Dr. Norman Shealy and a team of Holistic healers have created a Medical Renaissance with ancient wisdom and new holistic medical tools and treatments. Can the lives of these patients be rescued? Can they discover the Secret Code of health and well-being? Take the journey with them and discover a new approach to health. Founder of the American Holistic Medical Association, inventor of 10 medical devices and author of 24 books, Dr. Shealy takes a brilliant, intuitive approach with an iconoclastic style.

It sounds like an action film... but I'm guessing it's more like those gawd awful infomercials that play on the TV at your doctors surgery. You know the ones you don't want to watch but by the time you've waited 30mins for your appointment you can quote them word for word because you have suffered them about 10 times. If somebody could promise me explosions then this film might be watchable... at least Tom Cruise isn't in it.

Final Fantasy XII stole my life...

2008-11-19T07:36:00.002Z

For the last, gawd knows how long, I've been trapped in a game of FF12. Normally I get the latest FF game a year after it's been out and it can be found lining the bargain bins of every games shop. I find that by the time a FF game has been out for a year... there will be oodles of game guides available on the internet.

I only joined the FF series at part 9: So my only experiences are of parts 9, 10, 10.2, 12 (No online adventures for me, I survived WoW... and I'm never going back to a MMORPG again!!). What I've found is; at some point (normally half way through a game) a FF game will stop being a new exciting experience and start becoming a monotonous grinding chore. A grind-tastic chore which can only be relieved by getting your hands on a game guide.

I must be at that point... hence my escape to the blog to get a break away from the game. BUT, dropping out of a FF game can be fatal: I have a Dragon Quest game (made by FF makers Squaresoft.. therefore it's just a FF clone) that began to bore me and now lies unfinished. No big deal? I see it like an unfinished book... I want to get rid of it but can't until I finish it.

I'm just not the guy that walks out of a bad film, stops reading a bad story or gives up on a FF game....

sigh.

Grizzly Bear - Knife

2008-11-12T08:16:00.001Z

It's been around for a while but I still love the video's "WTF" - value

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day

2008-11-12T08:08:00.002Z

Joe Grizzly (deleted 20 Feb 2008 at 05:51)

If you don't hangon to it, Joe Grizzly will kill you, bitch!!

I have no idea what is meant by "it"... just glad "it" was deleted the same day...

Down with the clown..

2008-11-12T07:48:00.003Z

The NEW Quarter Pounder (is just the same old Mcburger without the razzmatazz)

Japanese minimalism is working its way into the McDonald restaurants of Tokyo. McMinimalism consists of :

2 Choices

No shakes, no pies, no super-sizing, no Happy Meals. Not even a cheery "fries with that?" since they come included with each set. Sounds like an easy McJob to me.

Who would want to be a footballer?

2008-11-10T07:40:00.004Z

Well there's the Money, cars and sponsorship; the wives and girlfriends (WAGs); adoration of millions... Then there's that crippling disease you will get... You know, that one where most sufferers will die within five years of their diagnosis?

The latest to be stricken is Stefano Borgonovo, a 44-year-old former striker for AC Milan. His announcement that he was suffering from motor neurone disease (MND) was made from a wheelchair with a computer-generated voice. A computer that recognises the series of blinks from his eyes and turns them into words.

Raffaele Guariniello, a magistrate from Turin, enlisted Adriano Chio, a neurologist and Italy’s foremost expert on the condition, to do an epidemiological survey after his own investigation into a high incidence of cancer and heart problems in Italy’s premier league exposed the presence of an even more sinister scourge among the ranks of the retired players.
He discovered that 41 of them had suffered lingering deaths since 1973 from MND, which destroys the body’s motor nerves, eventually resulting in paralysis. Among the victims were Gianluca Signorini, a former captain of Genoa, who died in 2002 at the age of 42, and Adriano Lombardi, a former Como midfielder who died last year, aged 62.

Unfortunately... nobody really knows why...

Wikipedia: Not, Sh*t-facedipedia!

2008-11-08T18:16:00.003Z

Skank Juice (deleted 20 Apr 2008 at 01:14)
Skank Juice is a alcoholic beverage consisting of 48 beers (Natural Light is the beer of choice), 1 handle of Vodka (ABC brand of choice), 1 liter of orange soda, and 1 lb and 3oz container of country time lemonade. Make in a large tub, Gatorade cooler works best with nob for pouring, after that sit back and get wasted, drink with care it goes down smooth and is a lot stronger than you think. makes about 4 gallon.

Is this like Vermont Maple Juice? (see post below)

Comfy?

2008-11-08T18:00:00.002Z

Naked 'screw': No danger to public...

2008-11-08T17:40:00.004Z

A SHERIFF yesterday said that he could find no significant sexual element in the behaviour of a prison officer who was found “parading naked” on a Fife beach.
Although items including duct tape, condoms, a vibrator and body lotion were found in the man’s camper van, Sheriff George Evans said that he could not find with any certainty that there was a risk on the day of the offence, and he did not place the man on the sex offenders register.
In the dock was Peter Brogan (56), who was appearing for sentence after previously admitting that at Dumbarnie Links, Upper Largo, he conducted himself in a disorderly manner, paraded naked on the beach, and committed a breach of the peace.
The court had previously been told that police officers using a telescopic lens had spotted the accused, and he had walked for about 150 yards then put his shorts on when he became aware of a policeman approaching.

His solicitor stated that there had been fairly glowing testimonies from people who worked with the accused, and media attention from the case had caused difficulties in his employment.
Sheriff Evans said that what the police had come across in the camper van could be said to be highly suspicious.

He fined Brogan £400 but said he would not place him on the sex offenders’ register.

He's looking a bit run down....

2008-11-08T17:31:00.002Z

Oops, sorry mate, didn't see you there! Blimey, its Lewis Hamilton: F1 champion!

(Was he sleeping rough in the street after too much bubble?)

Halloween moans... and it's not gouls this time.

2008-11-06T22:18:00.007Z

Mrs. Bob the Mul is in this picture.. but which witch is she?

OFFICIALS AT one of Perthshire’s top tourist attractions have apologised after they billed the “persecution and torture” of a witch as a “fun” Hallowe’en bash for all the family.

Perth resident Louise Park branded it grossly insensitive and insisted tourism chiefs were guilty of “glorifying the persecution of innocent women.”
Officials last night said sorry for any offence caused, but insisted much positive feedback had also been received.
Visitors to Scone Palace had been invited to witness the trial of Isobel Grierson, who was strangled and burned after being accused of turning the important people of Edinburgh into cats.
“I was shocked to find this event advertised on the VisitScotland website,” Ms Park said.
“It stated it would be ‘fun’ for children to learn about the Scottish witch trials.
“Persecution and torture are hardly fun—the witch trials in Scotland involved the scapegoating of vulnerable women for the misfortunes of individuals or towns or villages as a whole.”
Ms Park said she “could not believe” that children were encouraged to heckle the accused woman during the re-enactment.
“The old festival of Samhain, on which Hallowe’en was based, is about remembering and showing respect for our ancestors, not about re-enacting their abuse.”

A petition calling for a posthumous pardon for women and men who were executed as British witches was presented to Jack Straw on Friday. Campaigners hope evidence of eight grave “miscarriages of justice” will persuade the Justice Secretary to take action.
More than 2000 people were executed in Scotland for alleged witchcraft before the 1735 Witchcraft Act put an end to the trials. The bid to get justice for the victims follows an official pardon granted earlier this year by the Swiss government to Anna Goeldi, beheaded in 1782 and regarded as the last person executed as a witch in Europe.

In a similar vein...I'm going to see if I can get an apology from the Norwegian people for all those nasty Viking raids. Anytime I see someone wearing a horned helmet and sporting a platted beard, I think "Shame on them!"; they are glorifying 100s of years of raping and pillaging... jerks!

Crazy sparky iz under your Merc cuttin your brake cabelz

2008-11-06T21:52:00.003Z

Bob The Builder (No!! Not me; but some lovable children's fable about a tradesman who does jobs for fun and free... yeah, crazy sh*t!)

A MAN who cut the brake cables on a woman’s car along with the phone line running from her house was jailed at Perth Sheriff Court yesterday.
Andrew Small (45) will spend eight months behind bars after a sheriff said the potential consequences for his terrified victim— who drove 10 miles in the vehicle—did not bear thinking about.

The court heard how Small, who was described as suffering from depression at the time of the offences, held a grudge against the complainer and her partner as he felt he had not received sufficient payment for electrical work he had carried out on their behalf.

The complainer had attempted to drive away from her home in her car after realising the phone and TV were not working on the day in question.
However, she only got as far as the end of her driveway when she attempted to use the brakes and found they were not functioning properly.
Depute fiscal Robbie Brown described how she only managed to bring the vehicle to a safe halt by repeatedly pumping the brakes. She left the car where it was and walked back up the drive to collect her partner’s vehicle—another Mercedes.
“She drove a few miles down the road, then noticed the brake warning light was illuminated,” Mr Brown told the court.
“She continued to Auchterarder and took the vehicle to a local garage where a problem with the brake fluid level was diagnosed. It was topped up but on the way home the warning light again came on.
“In total the complainer drove a round trip of about 10 miles.”
Mr Brown said that on her arrival back home the complainer noted that the TV and phone lines to her home had been deliberately severed.
On looking underneath her car she further realised that various cables—relating to the brakes and power steering—had been interfered with.
“The complainer was extremely alarmed by all this and contacted the police,” he said.
Mr Brown said suspicion quickly fell upon the accused who was subsequently arrested.

I'm no fan of tradesmen: they make obscene amounts of money per hour and turn what should be a quick fix into a job that requires several days of tampering. Now I am seriously considering doing everything myself - regardless of making a DIY disaster. I'd like to think that even the worst botched job I can produce is better than Bob the Builder trying to assassinate my entire family.

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day

2008-11-06T21:31:00.003Z

Just Bleed Guy (deleted 08 May 2008 at 21:40)

Just Bleed Guy
Widely regarded as the ultimate symbol of the UFC's early, no-holds-bared years in which they were banned from Pay Per View, the drunken fan known as the "Just Bleed Guy" has become a viral icon for MMA fans.
With the slogan "Just Bleed" painted on his bare chest and "UFC" painted on his forehead, the fan proceeds to flex his muscles and attempt to make an "intimidating" face, which turns out looking like someone having to go to the bathroom while being filmed in the crowd at UFC 15- Collision Course.
The Just Bleed Guy is a common topic on Sherdog.com radio programs as well as forum topics, including radio host Jordan Breen attempting to track down the Just Bleed Guy who has not been seen since his original UFC appearance. This led to a forum member reporting the following:

"The guy above’s name is James Ladner, and you can all rest easy about mocking him because he’s in jail and can’t hurt you. At least until 2013, anyways. The charge? Receiving stolen property … farm equipment to be specific. Who knew getting caught chucking corn with a stolen corn chucker gets you eight years in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison? I guess the term ‘Just Bleed’ takes on a whole new meaning now."

A Google search of James Ladner reveals this Mississippi police profile that outlines his 8 year sentence: http://www.mdoc.state.ms.us/InmateDetails.asp?PassedId=124583
Another interesting note is that the man in the white shirt to the Just Bleed Guy's left appears to be taking a "hit" of a marijuana cigarette.

Yummy... no WAIT!!!

2008-11-04T22:09:00.000Z

We are Famil(l)y....

2008-11-04T14:13:00.002Z

A Spanish quartet of jolly F1 (some kind of grown up Scalextric game?)supporters were spotted in the stands wearing what can best be described as: One of this year's best "Ha Ha jokes on you - you can't even spell you bunch of tools" photos.

So congratulation THE HAMILTON'S FA-MILLY VANILLIE!

I hope the black boot polish doesn't get stuck in the pores of your perfect, sun damaged, olive hued, leathery, pre-carcinoma skin. I really do.

Brought to my attention by some dude who is v. funny.

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day

2008-11-04T13:18:00.002Z

Jenny Henderson (deleted 17 Apr 2008 at 22:00)

Jenny Henderson (born c. 1980) is a controversial actor, singer-songwriter and lesbian activist from Portobello, Edinburgh.
Henderson began songwriting as a result of being held under house arrest by her parents for persistent shoplifting. Her singing received a complete lack of interest from anyone. Despite the discouragement of her parents, Henderson began performing in various cafes and youth hostels in the Edinburgh area. She eventually financed her own album entitled Touching myself on Tuesdays, which features lyrics inspired by Henderson coming to terms with her lesbianism.
She embarked on an Nc in performing arts at Edinburgh's Telford College, but was expelled after the use of full frontal nudity in a contemporary dance project.
Deciding to create her own work, Henderson wrote a musical called "Rubbin'" about lesbian bus drivers at a Portobello terminus. The show ran for six performances at the 2004 Edinburgh Fringe festival to largely negative reviews, however the Edinburgh Lesbian Gazette called the piece "a highly entertaining and moving musical portrayal of contemporary Scottish homosexual women". Others were not so impressed, the Edinburgh Theatre press said the piece was "not only insulting lesbians and bus drivers, but to anyone with the intellectual capacity to get themselves dressed in the morning".
In 2006 Henderson formed a friendship with transgender poet and folk singer Bintie McBain. Together they embarked on an extensive tour of small venues throughout Scotland, often meeting with hostility from the locals, particularly in Oban, where a dead sheep was left on the roof of their transit van.
Henderson's next project is a play based on the life of notorious Portobello serial killer Rampant Annie. Annie terrorized the community in 1890 by suffocating unsuspecting fishermen after intercourse. The show is due to be premiered in Edinburgh on Christmas Eve 2007.

I've never been to Oban but I'm sure they look after their sheep better than that. Oh, if only even one sentence of this entry was true: all pure fiction I'm afraid, alas.

My little Jesus pony

2008-11-04T13:09:00.002Z

About Kota The Dinosaur – Triceratops from Playskool

Animatronic, life-size baby dinosaur stands over 3 feet tall!

Responds to your voice and touch with roaring and laughing sounds, expressive tail, head, eye, mouth and horn movements
Plays 4 different adventure-themed tunes

Convenient volume control switch

Dinosaur figure comes with leafy snack for feeding time

Product Dimensions approx: 54 cm x 97 cm x 74 cm

Kota The Dinosaur weights approx 16kgs
Kota The Dinosaur is made by Playskool, the well know manufacturer of quality children's toys.

This amazing toy makes a great gift for ages 3 to 130!

Rocking horses have never looked so dull thanks to Kota the Dinosaur. This incredible robotic toy has moving facial features and tail, giving a wonderfully realistic feel without the stampeding.

Rejoyce Creationalist Christians everywhere - now you too can live in the biblical times on your own Jesus pony. Be you 3 or even 130! Unfortunately the damn thing doesn't ever walk so I'm calling RIP OFF!!!!

Lando FTW!

2008-11-04T11:25:00.004Z

Even though a little part of Billie Ray Cyrus' (oops: Billie Dee Williams') acting integrity had to be sacrificed for this... I think it may have been worth it for producing PURE NERD GOLD!

Damn Funny or Die videos NEVER embed properly! So click here

Bob's holiday snaps...

2008-11-02T17:37:00.003Z

I was quite taken by this ladies T-shirt (even though there were no boobies in them at the time); I saw it in a market in Salou, Spain.

for your viewing pleasure in glorious Engrish:

YES! BOY

GET AWAY ALL NOT

THE ALIVE NIGHT

Even my best efforts of inserting punctuation marks failed to assist me in making any sense of this.

How Grandad George got Granny Mildred into the sack

2008-11-02T17:19:00.004Z

1950s Dating Tips

Gee things are happening!! Making the first move towards a girl is like diving into a communal pool:

One of you asshole friends is going to make you look stupid by trying to sneak up and push you in.
You'll end up with liquid in your face.
You'll probably end up with wet pants too.

If all else fails you can end up talking about "Mildred's new dog"?

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day

2008-11-02T17:05:00.002Z

Samantha Rogers of the united states (deleted 24 Apr 2008 at 14:20)

Samantha grew up in illinois, USA. she has been Queen since 8:34 AM on April 24, 2008.

Oh... how does the saying go: Queen for a day, fool for a lifetime? Or, Queen since 8:34am, deleted from Wikipedia come 2:20pm?

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day

2008-10-31T17:54:00.004Z

Ralph navarro

RALPH NAVARRO ACTOR

Reason for deletion: When this article was created, the writer did not include enough information to establish the the significance of the subject.

Well... the things we do know:

He's an actor
His surname is in lower case.
He likes to SHOUT!

I have to laugh...

2008-10-31T17:39:00.002Z

Deal or No Deal: Biggest Bonehead Move @ Yahoo! Video

I'm not a fan of Deal or No deal: this video typifies why.

Halloween

2008-10-31T16:40:00.002Z

Day 2 of holiday...

2008-10-23T15:28:00.002+01:00

Yay I'm on holiday and I had the sense to bring my laptop!

Turns out it's crap weather in Salou, Spain: cold, rainy and dark. What the....!? I have pictures but no link to download them.. but.. hey, you get the picture and you don't need a photo of rain lashing down on an outdoor pool... do you?

Oh, woe is me, where did my life all go wrong?

Why, the video of the Archies? Well this is the video that I've now watched 10 times with my 2 year old (if only to drown out the sex noises from next door.. [jealous]). It's getting me through the rainy days in a hotel room....

Sigh 11th time now...

HOLIDAY TIME!

2008-10-20T12:24:00.001+01:00

Okay screw you all.... I'm on holiday for a week.

Salou in Spain, if you must know.

Cheerio.

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day

2008-10-20T12:17:00.002+01:00

Lisa Lawer is a Brazilian transsexual porn star, who has appeared in numerous adult films and on numerous pornographic websites. According to the TS Identification Database, Lawer has decided on living life as a male, in order to marry a distant cousin.

I want to know more...

What the hell is the TS Identification Database ? (Set up by guys so they can confidently date women safe in the knowledge they're not dating a TS?)
What love is worth choosing a gender in order to love a distant cousin?

NO WAIT! I don't want to know anymore!

Wilhelm scream compilation

2008-10-20T12:08:00.001+01:00

From Wikipedia

The Wilhelm scream revival came from Star Wars series sound designer Ben Burtt, who tracked down the original recording (which he found as a studio reel labeled "Man being eaten by alligator"). Although the identity of the individual who recorded the scream (which was actually one of a series of six) is unknown, Burtt uncovered documentation suggesting the scream might have been recorded by singer Sheb Wooley, who was one of the actors in Distant Drums. Burtt named the scream after "Pvt. Wilhelm", a minor character who emitted the same scream in the 1953 film The Charge at Feather River.[3] Of course, the scream itself has not been limited to English-language films and television shows either: several anime, including Island of Assassins, Sailor Moon S: Hearts in Ice, Macross, and Ranma ½, have featured at least one Wilhelm scream. It has also been used in video games.

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Times are hard for the Autobots

Dog vs. Dog

Cat vs Dog.... which will win?

I have an award for you

Jeremy Clarkson - Beat Box

Go-wan Sheep show us how it's done

I'm in love with a film trailer

Drama... suspense....

Just recovering

Can you improve on the humble tampon?

I will eat your SOLE...

I'm gonna see Star Trek...

Twitter witch of the West

Childish... making fun of foreigners

100% genuine Troll Bait!

I love Tits... (edit now he's Faceburger)

Video Games of the 80s, where are they now...?

Obey the rules

Mummy where does candy floss come from...?

9am this saturday: don't miss...

Calvin the teenager...

Bob's upcoming feature...

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Clash of the Titans

Up your's stupid frat boy....

An old toy in the attic... wtf?

Twitter... in a nut shell...

Misrepresentation...

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The Burlington Bay Ghost (deleted 25 Aug 2008 at 09:21)

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Differences between book, film and TV versions of M*A*S*H (deleted 14 Mar 2008 at 05:44)

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NoobEgg (deleted 14 Jun 2008 at 19:49)

John from Cincinnati withdrawl..

Choo Choo here comes the liquid nitrogen train!

Beck's E-Pro 8 bit remix

Fun at work with a singing dog...

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Wikifur (deleted 24 May 2008 at 19:43)

Cookie Monster cupcake...

Ahhhh... good old GUBA...

STEAM.... kareoke...

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Who doesn't loves a conspiracy...?

"I'll never apologize for the United States of America..."

Bob's Wikipedia page of the .. um... day as well....

Mana Wahine Te Ira Tangata

Bob's deletionpedia page of the day...

Ding-isms (deleted 06 Aug 2008 at 11:23)

Sex crimes and the Vatican...

What I do to you Evil Jack...

your names are dumb?

From the childhood of Bob comes...

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French Fort Boyard kicks our Fort Boyard's ass...

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One-stride (deleted 26 Mar 2008 at 06:13)

Bob the Mul's YouTubeIslam video of the day...

Death by tray!!!

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TJ Ecklburg (deleted 25 Mar 2008 at 03:45)

Bob's YouTubeIslam video of the day....

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A day at the races

Horse fantasy songs... erm..... yes...

Happy Birthday TOBY!!!!

Have a very MANKY Christmas...

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Good job...

Perth's birds getting high on antidepressants

The morning commute...

GI Joe (Action Force in UK) list of crazy WMDs.

The new Union Flag

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Arrrgh... my two favourite things....!!!

What's on Toby's mind...?

Differences between book, film and TV versions of MAS*H (deleted 14 Mar 2008 at 05:44)