Thursday, 25 February 2010

Random acts of Advertisement

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeled Waaaaaaaaaaaaaariors!!!!!

Times are hard for the Autobots

So if pimping themselves out to any movie maker wasn't bad enough....
"In an unrelated note. I always carry a few nuts and bolts at amusement parks. after we get locked in the ride and start to move, I hold up a few of them and say to the person next to me look what just fell out of this thing. It is a great witnessing tool. Everytime I did that the person next to me started praying."

Lovely little quote from: Fundies Say The Damndest things

Sunday, 13 September 2009

Dog vs. Dog

The owner has given his pet a complex about making a fashion statement. Proof that, even in the canine world, the nail that sticks out gets hammered down.

Cat vs Dog.... which will win?

Obvious really. You're a fool if you thought otherwise.

Wednesday, 12 August 2009

I have an award for you

Just an idea taken from someone and given form by me... now I just have to wait for a troll on B3ta so I can use it.....

Monday, 27 July 2009

Jeremy Clarkson - Beat Box

Nicely done

Go-wan Sheep show us how it's done

Clickage here required to animate

Or go TILE tasstic with this!

I just can't express my manlove for Sheep in words

I'm in love with a film trailer

Hmmm... can't really summarise this in any way...

So... What did you think?

The narrator in the iron lung did it for me... I think he might have been wanking throughout the entire clip (and probably climaxed a few times by the sound of it)

Drama... suspense....

Slo Water from youdiejoe on Vimeo.

Just recovering

Where is my head?

I'm back on the net after a little absence (to make your heart grow fonder...of course). I picked a bad time to come back; as the B3TA image challenge this week was "Kitten Sport"... So, after everyone had exhausted every permutation of a kitten in place of a ball, a kitten's head plastered on a sportsman or computer ports plastered on a kitten... I swanned in with this effort.
I think we can all agree that nothing more needs to be said (lets keep those comments at zero people).

I've never actually eaten a Ritter Sport because I had a Middle class upbringing and we generally frowned upon splashing out £1 for a 2" biscuit. I see it as an aspirational thing that once it gets to the attention of the masses we will see Chavs flaunting their Ritter Sports and Rap stars including them in their rhymes:

I can't believe in a gurl mo fitta
I wanna do yo now in yo shitta
Then we kick on back and eat a Ritta (sport)

I'll probably buy a Ritter Sport gift pack for this years Christmas and hang them on my tree... to show off to the neighbourhood.

Sunday, 24 May 2009

Can you improve on the humble tampon?

^Click it and you might be able to read it

More B3Ta tosh and pish for you. The image challenge task was suitably vague and undoubtedly misinterpreted by myself and 85% of the B3TA board: "Reinvent the wheel". The image challenge was suggested by Happy Toast.... but he failed to clarify what the chuff the challenge was about and also failed to post anything close to matching his usually high calibre of WOO!

I failed to make the front page (again) but I still haven't turned to drinking myself into a stupor. This weeks challenge is: Make a picture out of letters.... NUTS to THAT (so this will be a week off from B3TA... and my 1st image challenge I have dodged).

Is the rot setting in?