Friday, 26 December 2008

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day...

One-stride (deleted 26 Mar 2008 at 06:13)

One-Stride is a unique, challenging simulated horse game that allows players to breed, show and interact with virtual horses. Players also take part in a virtual riding college that allows them to progress up the ranks to become a world class farrier, vet, show judge or president of an association. The game combines elements of a role-playing game and automated sim to give players a different and personal experience.

Players will take part in challenges realistic management. One-stride also incorporates its own graphics academy to promote the development of role-playing and give players a different and personal experience.

I highlighted the part I was the most concerned about... the dirty sods!!

Bob the Mul's YouTubeIslam video of the day...

Okay... I'm going to stop this... because now I realise it's not funny on so many levels.
(That... and the videos fail to embed properly)

Monday, 22 December 2008

Death by tray!!!

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day....

TJ Ecklburg (deleted 25 Mar 2008 at 03:45)

Tj Ecklburg was born in Venice, Italy in 1977. He was an attractive boy to be sure, but he grew tired of his life in the mafia.

He immigrated to the United States in the 1990s and that's where he met his first wife, Kayleigh. It was love at first sight, he said, unfortunately he was forced to hire a hitman to "take care of her" whe he discovered she was a cheating dirtbag. He later remarried to a woman by the name of Mallory, and, even with her distinct physical deformities, they are currently married with 18 children.
He was later invited back to Italy to take over after his father was mysteriously shot to death outside his pizza parlor. Ecklburg refused the enticing offer and stayed at his job as forward, and leading scorer, of the HEB Raging Dolphins water polo team.

Wow... just.... wow!

Bob's YouTubeIslam video of the day....

Todays video by SamiR (from North Carolina)

Questions for Athiests

Thank you SamiR.

Questions for atheists *LINK IF VIDEO NOT WORKING*

I did like his questions to "my atheist friends". How can it be? Can you explain?:

  • Order comes out of an explosion.
  • Sand will evolve into bricks, into walls, into squares and "maybe a Jacuzzi if you're into that"
  • The moon has no intellect, but more intellect than your average atheist.
  • It's obnoxious NOT to believe in Allah.
  • Explain venus fly-traps... (has this guy never heard of wikipedia?) and it's "extra-curricular activity".
  • Kiwi bird!!! How can you evolve to flightlessness.
  • Most serial killers are born to Christian families (so what's that got to do with atheists?)
  • So many suicides with the atheists.

As I said before... Thank you Catholic Google for introducing me to YouTubeislam.

Friday, 19 December 2008

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day....

Dance Wiv Me (deleted 14 Jun 2008 at 18:53)

Dance Wiv Me is the title of a forthcoming single by British rapper Dizzee Rascal. The song features Calvin Harris, who also produced the track, and Chrome. It is due to be released on July 7 2008 in the United Kingdom.

discussion page:

# Delete There are no reliable secondary sources that establish notability. Masterpiece2000 (talk) 03:00, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
# Keep - a single from two notable artists. It's only been on radio for two days, with no reason to expect it not to chart. --T-rex 13:11, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
# Delete - Fails WP:MUSIC, as they have had no charts, and also no WP:RS. Soxred 93 13:46, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
# Delete because it is WP:CRYSTAL by an unnotable singer. Artene50 (talk) 08:35, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
# Note: This debate has been included in the list of Albums and songs-related deletion discussions. -- Fabrictramp | talk to me 13:36, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
# Strong Keep A notable song, by two notable and previously successful artists, has not charted due to not yet being released. Should not have been put up for deletion.


Yeah!!! Delete this song from history!!! (I personally think it's a bit poo..)

Judge for yourself...

Tuesday, 16 December 2008

A day at the races

Eddie Izzard's view on commentators at the horse races... what are they smoking?

Horse fantasy songs... erm..... yes...

Alvin and his chipmunk buddies.... keeping the dream alive

The Divine Comedy (from the Father Ted episode) song.... mashed in with the last Unicorn

Saturday, 13 December 2008

Happy Birthday TOBY!!!!

Three years old today... and too young to realise that having a birthday this close to Christmas sucks! If only mummy had made it to the January sales before her water's burst.... oh, well...

Have a very MANKY Christmas...

A tune for the season, sung by Glasgow's finest NED posse... (not really sure how to describe to you what a NED is... Non -Educated Delinquent: seems to fit the bill though)

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day

Alien boy Possessed (deleted 14 May 2008 at 01:10)

The plot involves a boy who starts of normal but then gets derranged when a stick which is thrown mysteriosly out of thin air hits him in the head, causing him to go insane and possessed. The boys decide to "knock him out" in an attempt to end the his suffering and to give them a chance to escape, however one boy is shown to completly dissapear after the boy is knocked out. This makes the boys even more scared and they decide to get out of the maze as fast as possible.

But the "alien boy" is seen to return to kill them, the remaining boys run for there lives as the the possessed boy chases after them, and kills another of the group

NOT coming to a cinema near you!

Wednesday, 10 December 2008

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day

Exploding Spammer (deleted 15 Jun 2008 at 15:51)

The Exploding Spammer(s) is a internet spam group mostly found on YouTube. They are responsible for creating the infamous long middle finger. Many Automated account makers would create accounts such as ExplodingSpammer01, ExplodingSpammer02, ExplodingSpammer03.etc. They are self automated and would constantly spam youtube user accounts with long middle fingers. About 40 of these accounts have been suspended from youtube so far.

Never had the long middle finger but I surely would have deserved it if I ever did. They don't really live up to the exploding part of their group name... more of a damp squib.

Good job...

fail owned pwned pictures
see more pwn and owned pictures

Perth's birds getting high on antidepressants

A PERTH woman is having her medication stolen by birds from the balcony of her Fair City home after a row with the local council left her without a fridge to keep it in.
Distraught Philomena Brymer (53), of Pomarium flats, has been told by medics she must keep her pills refrigerated but the only place cold enough is outside after a kitchen redesign, in her opinion, went wrong and has yet to be rectified. This could be true as there is one antidepressant PHENELZINE still used (very rarely) that needs to be stored in the fridge.
Birds have taken to swooping on the drugs, thinking they are food, leaving Ms Brymer without the help necessary for her depression and other illnesses. Okay now I cry BULLSHIT because phenelzine would be dispensed in a plastic bottle that would be pretty beak-proof.
Her troubles began when the council came to refit her kitchen as part of an upgrade project.
She said contractors did not leave proper space for a fridge/ freezer, putting it against a window, so she had it removed.
She said, “It was a fire hazard because it would have blocked my exit route if I couldn’t get out my door so I had to throw it out.
“My medication and vitamins (Ketovite needs to be stored in a fridge) have to be kept at the correct temperature but now I don’t have a fridge, through no fault of my own. HEY wait a second... YOU threw the fridge out !
“The only place I can keep it is on the balcony, because of the cold weather, but the birds are taking it away.
“The contractor said I have to talk to the council but the council have said it is the contractor’s fault, leaving me stuck in the middle and getting sicker—I’ve been to hospital three times.”
A council spokesman said efforts are being made to find Ms Brymer a new fridge but insisted the window obstruction would not have been a danger.
He added, “The tenant agreed the design of her kitchen with contractors ahead of the work.
“The tenant’s fridge freezer did slightly obscure a small gable-end window, but the main large window in the kitchen was totally unaffected.
“The fridge was nowhere near a doorway and did therefore not obstruct any fire escape door as claimed.
“For her own reasons the tenant then made the decision to throw away her fridge, presumably knowing she needed it to store her medication. Because of her difficulties we are now working to obtain a new fridge for the property.”
Basically, we are dealing with a woman who got a new kitchen and threw out the fridge freezer because one small window was slightly obscured... and somehow my local paper was desperate enough for a story that they went round and listened to her. I've seen her picture in the paper (not available on website)... and mad cat-lady from the Simpsons springs to mind.

Thursday, 4 December 2008