Monday, 22 December 2008

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day....

TJ Ecklburg (deleted 25 Mar 2008 at 03:45)

Tj Ecklburg was born in Venice, Italy in 1977. He was an attractive boy to be sure, but he grew tired of his life in the mafia.

He immigrated to the United States in the 1990s and that's where he met his first wife, Kayleigh. It was love at first sight, he said, unfortunately he was forced to hire a hitman to "take care of her" whe he discovered she was a cheating dirtbag. He later remarried to a woman by the name of Mallory, and, even with her distinct physical deformities, they are currently married with 18 children.
He was later invited back to Italy to take over after his father was mysteriously shot to death outside his pizza parlor. Ecklburg refused the enticing offer and stayed at his job as forward, and leading scorer, of the HEB Raging Dolphins water polo team.

Wow... just.... wow!

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