Friday, 26 December 2008

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day...

One-stride (deleted 26 Mar 2008 at 06:13)

One-Stride is a unique, challenging simulated horse game that allows players to breed, show and interact with virtual horses. Players also take part in a virtual riding college that allows them to progress up the ranks to become a world class farrier, vet, show judge or president of an association. The game combines elements of a role-playing game and automated sim to give players a different and personal experience.

Players will take part in challenges realistic management. One-stride also incorporates its own graphics academy to promote the development of role-playing and give players a different and personal experience.

I highlighted the part I was the most concerned about... the dirty sods!!

Bob the Mul's YouTubeIslam video of the day...

Okay... I'm going to stop this... because now I realise it's not funny on so many levels.
(That... and the videos fail to embed properly)

Monday, 22 December 2008

Death by tray!!!

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day....

TJ Ecklburg (deleted 25 Mar 2008 at 03:45)

Tj Ecklburg was born in Venice, Italy in 1977. He was an attractive boy to be sure, but he grew tired of his life in the mafia.

He immigrated to the United States in the 1990s and that's where he met his first wife, Kayleigh. It was love at first sight, he said, unfortunately he was forced to hire a hitman to "take care of her" whe he discovered she was a cheating dirtbag. He later remarried to a woman by the name of Mallory, and, even with her distinct physical deformities, they are currently married with 18 children.
He was later invited back to Italy to take over after his father was mysteriously shot to death outside his pizza parlor. Ecklburg refused the enticing offer and stayed at his job as forward, and leading scorer, of the HEB Raging Dolphins water polo team.

Wow... just.... wow!

Bob's YouTubeIslam video of the day....

Todays video by SamiR (from North Carolina)

Questions for Athiests

Thank you SamiR.

Questions for atheists *LINK IF VIDEO NOT WORKING*

I did like his questions to "my atheist friends". How can it be? Can you explain?:

  • Order comes out of an explosion.
  • Sand will evolve into bricks, into walls, into squares and "maybe a Jacuzzi if you're into that"
  • The moon has no intellect, but more intellect than your average atheist.
  • It's obnoxious NOT to believe in Allah.
  • Explain venus fly-traps... (has this guy never heard of wikipedia?) and it's "extra-curricular activity".
  • Kiwi bird!!! How can you evolve to flightlessness.
  • Most serial killers are born to Christian families (so what's that got to do with atheists?)
  • So many suicides with the atheists.

As I said before... Thank you Catholic Google for introducing me to YouTubeislam.

Friday, 19 December 2008

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day....

Dance Wiv Me (deleted 14 Jun 2008 at 18:53)

Dance Wiv Me is the title of a forthcoming single by British rapper Dizzee Rascal. The song features Calvin Harris, who also produced the track, and Chrome. It is due to be released on July 7 2008 in the United Kingdom.

discussion page:

# Delete There are no reliable secondary sources that establish notability. Masterpiece2000 (talk) 03:00, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
# Keep - a single from two notable artists. It's only been on radio for two days, with no reason to expect it not to chart. --T-rex 13:11, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
# Delete - Fails WP:MUSIC, as they have had no charts, and also no WP:RS. Soxred 93 13:46, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
# Delete because it is WP:CRYSTAL by an unnotable singer. Artene50 (talk) 08:35, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
# Note: This debate has been included in the list of Albums and songs-related deletion discussions. -- Fabrictramp | talk to me 13:36, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
# Strong Keep A notable song, by two notable and previously successful artists, has not charted due to not yet being released. Should not have been put up for deletion.


Yeah!!! Delete this song from history!!! (I personally think it's a bit poo..)

Judge for yourself...

Tuesday, 16 December 2008

A day at the races

Eddie Izzard's view on commentators at the horse races... what are they smoking?

Horse fantasy songs... erm..... yes...

Alvin and his chipmunk buddies.... keeping the dream alive

The Divine Comedy (from the Father Ted episode) song.... mashed in with the last Unicorn

Saturday, 13 December 2008

Happy Birthday TOBY!!!!

Three years old today... and too young to realise that having a birthday this close to Christmas sucks! If only mummy had made it to the January sales before her water's burst.... oh, well...

Have a very MANKY Christmas...

A tune for the season, sung by Glasgow's finest NED posse... (not really sure how to describe to you what a NED is... Non -Educated Delinquent: seems to fit the bill though)

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day

Alien boy Possessed (deleted 14 May 2008 at 01:10)

The plot involves a boy who starts of normal but then gets derranged when a stick which is thrown mysteriosly out of thin air hits him in the head, causing him to go insane and possessed. The boys decide to "knock him out" in an attempt to end the his suffering and to give them a chance to escape, however one boy is shown to completly dissapear after the boy is knocked out. This makes the boys even more scared and they decide to get out of the maze as fast as possible.

But the "alien boy" is seen to return to kill them, the remaining boys run for there lives as the the possessed boy chases after them, and kills another of the group

NOT coming to a cinema near you!

Wednesday, 10 December 2008

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day

Exploding Spammer (deleted 15 Jun 2008 at 15:51)

The Exploding Spammer(s) is a internet spam group mostly found on YouTube. They are responsible for creating the infamous long middle finger. Many Automated account makers would create accounts such as ExplodingSpammer01, ExplodingSpammer02, ExplodingSpammer03.etc. They are self automated and would constantly spam youtube user accounts with long middle fingers. About 40 of these accounts have been suspended from youtube so far.

Never had the long middle finger but I surely would have deserved it if I ever did. They don't really live up to the exploding part of their group name... more of a damp squib.

Good job...

fail owned pwned pictures
see more pwn and owned pictures

Perth's birds getting high on antidepressants

A PERTH woman is having her medication stolen by birds from the balcony of her Fair City home after a row with the local council left her without a fridge to keep it in.
Distraught Philomena Brymer (53), of Pomarium flats, has been told by medics she must keep her pills refrigerated but the only place cold enough is outside after a kitchen redesign, in her opinion, went wrong and has yet to be rectified. This could be true as there is one antidepressant PHENELZINE still used (very rarely) that needs to be stored in the fridge.
Birds have taken to swooping on the drugs, thinking they are food, leaving Ms Brymer without the help necessary for her depression and other illnesses. Okay now I cry BULLSHIT because phenelzine would be dispensed in a plastic bottle that would be pretty beak-proof.
Her troubles began when the council came to refit her kitchen as part of an upgrade project.
She said contractors did not leave proper space for a fridge/ freezer, putting it against a window, so she had it removed.
She said, “It was a fire hazard because it would have blocked my exit route if I couldn’t get out my door so I had to throw it out.
“My medication and vitamins (Ketovite needs to be stored in a fridge) have to be kept at the correct temperature but now I don’t have a fridge, through no fault of my own. HEY wait a second... YOU threw the fridge out !
“The only place I can keep it is on the balcony, because of the cold weather, but the birds are taking it away.
“The contractor said I have to talk to the council but the council have said it is the contractor’s fault, leaving me stuck in the middle and getting sicker—I’ve been to hospital three times.”
A council spokesman said efforts are being made to find Ms Brymer a new fridge but insisted the window obstruction would not have been a danger.
He added, “The tenant agreed the design of her kitchen with contractors ahead of the work.
“The tenant’s fridge freezer did slightly obscure a small gable-end window, but the main large window in the kitchen was totally unaffected.
“The fridge was nowhere near a doorway and did therefore not obstruct any fire escape door as claimed.
“For her own reasons the tenant then made the decision to throw away her fridge, presumably knowing she needed it to store her medication. Because of her difficulties we are now working to obtain a new fridge for the property.”
Basically, we are dealing with a woman who got a new kitchen and threw out the fridge freezer because one small window was slightly obscured... and somehow my local paper was desperate enough for a story that they went round and listened to her. I've seen her picture in the paper (not available on website)... and mad cat-lady from the Simpsons springs to mind.

Thursday, 4 December 2008

Tuesday, 25 November 2008

GI Joe (Action Force in UK) list of crazy WMDs.

Original article here. Click pictures for bigger.

How COBRA managed to get pilots brave/drunk enough to man these "Battle Balls" is beyond comprehension. Needless to say if COBRA Commander was US president, then we'd be seeing a lot more Purple Heart decorated officers (and those soldiers would be in boxes decorated by the COBRA flag)

Not to be out done in the Drunk and Stupid department: Some COBRA dudes (With the help/hindrance of WWE rassler Sgt. Slaughter) have taken the boys out in a kick ass hydrofoil to do a spot of fishing. Baldy and Patch (Snake Pliskins good-fer-nothing brother) are seeing who can bag the most Nemos using explosive charges and bullets respectively. If Harbour Patrol had boats like this then maybe there would be less pirates these days...
If you ever played with this toy in your bath, SHAME ON YOU!

My eyes are melting!!!!! The goggles, they do nothing!!!! - final transmission from test pilot 4 whilst field testing the IMP.

The vehicle all COBRA agents would NOT like to pilot. Or for that matter be in front, behind or with in 50 feet of. When I look at this picture all I see is one very scared COBRA soldier looking for the right opportunity to bail and take up his uncle's offer of running the families fish gutting business.

I’m just imagining a movie based on Tom Clancy’s “Red Storm Rising”, but using weaponry designed by the G.I. Joe weapons design team.

“Sir, we have a platoon of Buzzboars approaching our defensive lines in the Fulda Gap”“Mobilize the Armadillos, and get me a Vector Jet in the air - I need an overview of the battle”“Sir! Radar reports a flight of Night Ravens releasing pods!”“Goddammit! Get those captured Bubble Trubbles up there right away! Those poor riders in the Armadillos will be defenseless!”
God that would be awesome. You could have a poignant scene near the end where a volunteer Night Raven pod pilot spends one last night with his true love before heading off to certain death.

*Lovely little comment from the article I just had to show you.

Saturday, 22 November 2008

The new Union Flag

I'm in full support of this... mainly because the Welsh Dragon is Kick ass!!

(and partially because I used to think the Welsh were represented by the white border around the English St. George cross... oh, the shame of my stupidity!)

Friday, 21 November 2008

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day

John mazzulla (deleted 16 May 2008 at 16:45)

The coolest kid on the planet. Owner of Patches "the cat" O'Hoolahan and Gizmo And is an /b/tard
BEGININGS John began his life in Barrington, Illinois and resides today in Florida, someplace around the west coast-ish. He likes mogey paws and video games and likes to eat brownies and bacon. Oh and did i mention that he's the coolest kid on the planet? Well he is. Also, you should the Star Wreck: In The Pirkinning, its a great finnish movie that's a parody of star treck.

Far be it from me to argue with the coolest kid on the planet, but the day I watch a Finnish movie called Star Wreck, is the day Hell starts selling ice-cream. (Unless this film by some chance is a porno...?)

Arrrgh... my two favourite things....!!!

Click for bigger

Fry's girlfriend (standing to the left of Bender) just looks wrong.

What's on Toby's mind...?

Dancer : Toby (aged 2)

Artist: The Mopheads

Song:What's on her mind

Director: Bob the Mul (putting on a stupid high squeaky baby voice)

Shaolin Soccer

Wednesday, 19 November 2008

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day

Medical Renaissance: The Secret Code (deleted 03 Mar 2008 at 22:49)

Conventional medicine has failed them. Migraine headache and depression hold the lives of these three patients hostage. But Dr. Norman Shealy and a team of Holistic healers have created a Medical Renaissance with ancient wisdom and new holistic medical tools and treatments. Can the lives of these patients be rescued? Can they discover the Secret Code of health and well-being? Take the journey with them and discover a new approach to health. Founder of the American Holistic Medical Association, inventor of 10 medical devices and author of 24 books, Dr. Shealy takes a brilliant, intuitive approach with an iconoclastic style.

It sounds like an action film... but I'm guessing it's more like those gawd awful infomercials that play on the TV at your doctors surgery. You know the ones you don't want to watch but by the time you've waited 30mins for your appointment you can quote them word for word because you have suffered them about 10 times. If somebody could promise me explosions then this film might be watchable... at least Tom Cruise isn't in it.

Final Fantasy XII stole my life...

For the last, gawd knows how long, I've been trapped in a game of FF12. Normally I get the latest FF game a year after it's been out and it can be found lining the bargain bins of every games shop. I find that by the time a FF game has been out for a year... there will be oodles of game guides available on the internet.

I only joined the FF series at part 9: So my only experiences are of parts 9, 10, 10.2, 12 (No online adventures for me, I survived WoW... and I'm never going back to a MMORPG again!!). What I've found is; at some point (normally half way through a game) a FF game will stop being a new exciting experience and start becoming a monotonous grinding chore. A grind-tastic chore which can only be relieved by getting your hands on a game guide.

I must be at that point... hence my escape to the blog to get a break away from the game. BUT, dropping out of a FF game can be fatal: I have a Dragon Quest game (made by FF makers Squaresoft.. therefore it's just a FF clone) that began to bore me and now lies unfinished. No big deal? I see it like an unfinished book... I want to get rid of it but can't until I finish it.

I'm just not the guy that walks out of a bad film, stops reading a bad story or gives up on a FF game....


Wednesday, 12 November 2008

Grizzly Bear - Knife

It's been around for a while but I still love the video's "WTF" - value

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day

Joe Grizzly (deleted 20 Feb 2008 at 05:51)

If you don't hangon to it, Joe Grizzly will kill you, bitch!!

I have no idea what is meant by "it"... just glad "it" was deleted the same day...

Down with the clown..

The NEW Quarter Pounder (is just the same old Mcburger without the razzmatazz)

Japanese minimalism is working its way into the McDonald restaurants of Tokyo. McMinimalism consists of :

2 Choices

No shakes, no pies, no super-sizing, no Happy Meals. Not even a cheery "fries with that?" since they come included with each set. Sounds like an easy McJob to me.

Monday, 10 November 2008

Who would want to be a footballer?

Well there's the Money, cars and sponsorship; the wives and girlfriends (WAGs); adoration of millions... Then there's that crippling disease you will get... You know, that one where most sufferers will die within five years of their diagnosis?

The latest to be stricken is Stefano Borgonovo, a 44-year-old former striker for AC Milan. His announcement that he was suffering from motor neurone disease (MND) was made from a wheelchair with a computer-generated voice. A computer that recognises the series of blinks from his eyes and turns them into words.

Raffaele Guariniello, a magistrate from Turin, enlisted Adriano Chio, a neurologist and Italy’s foremost expert on the condition, to do an epidemiological survey after his own investigation into a high incidence of cancer and heart problems in Italy’s premier league exposed the presence of an even more sinister scourge among the ranks of the retired players.
He discovered that 41 of them had suffered lingering deaths since 1973 from MND, which destroys the body’s motor nerves, eventually resulting in paralysis. Among the victims were Gianluca Signorini, a former captain of Genoa, who died in 2002 at the age of 42, and Adriano Lombardi, a former Como midfielder who died last year, aged 62.
Unfortunately... nobody really knows why...

Saturday, 8 November 2008

Wikipedia: Not, Sh*t-facedipedia!

Skank Juice (deleted 20 Apr 2008 at 01:14)
Skank Juice is a alcoholic beverage consisting of 48 beers (Natural Light is the beer of choice), 1 handle of Vodka (ABC brand of choice), 1 liter of orange soda, and 1 lb and 3oz container of country time lemonade. Make in a large tub, Gatorade cooler works best with nob for pouring, after that sit back and get wasted, drink with care it goes down smooth and is a lot stronger than you think. makes about 4 gallon.

Is this like Vermont Maple Juice? (see post below)


Naked 'screw': No danger to public...

A SHERIFF yesterday said that he could find no significant sexual element in the behaviour of a prison officer who was found “parading naked” on a Fife beach.
Although items including duct tape, condoms, a vibrator and body lotion were found in the man’s camper van, Sheriff George Evans said that he could not find with any certainty that there was a risk on the day of the offence, and he did not place the man on the sex offenders register.
In the dock was Peter Brogan (56), who was appearing for sentence after previously admitting that at Dumbarnie Links, Upper Largo, he conducted himself in a disorderly manner, paraded naked on the beach, and committed a breach of the peace.
The court had previously been told that police officers using a telescopic lens had spotted the accused, and he had walked for about 150 yards then put his shorts on when he became aware of a policeman approaching.

His solicitor stated that there had been fairly glowing testimonies from people who worked with the accused, and media attention from the case had caused difficulties in his employment.
Sheriff Evans said that what the police had come across in the camper van could be said to be highly suspicious.

He fined Brogan £400 but said he would not place him on the sex offenders’ register.

He's looking a bit run down....

Oops, sorry mate, didn't see you there! Blimey, its Lewis Hamilton: F1 champion!
(Was he sleeping rough in the street after too much bubble?)

Thursday, 6 November 2008

Halloween moans... and it's not gouls this time.

Mrs. Bob the Mul is in this picture.. but which witch is she?

OFFICIALS AT one of Perthshire’s top tourist attractions have apologised after they billed the “persecution and torture” of a witch as a “fun” Hallowe’en bash for all the family.

Perth resident Louise Park branded it grossly insensitive and insisted tourism chiefs were guilty of “glorifying the persecution of innocent women.”
Officials last night said sorry for any offence caused, but insisted much positive feedback had also been received.
Visitors to Scone Palace had been invited to witness the trial of Isobel Grierson, who was strangled and burned after being accused of turning the important people of Edinburgh into cats.
“I was shocked to find this event advertised on the VisitScotland website,” Ms Park said.
“It stated it would be ‘fun’ for children to learn about the Scottish witch trials.
“Persecution and torture are hardly fun—the witch trials in Scotland involved the scapegoating of vulnerable women for the misfortunes of individuals or towns or villages as a whole.”
Ms Park said she “could not believe” that children were encouraged to heckle the accused woman during the re-enactment.
“The old festival of Samhain, on which Hallowe’en was based, is about remembering and showing respect for our ancestors, not about re-enacting their abuse.”

A petition calling for a posthumous pardon for women and men who were executed as British witches was presented to Jack Straw on Friday. Campaigners hope evidence of eight grave “miscarriages of justice” will persuade the Justice Secretary to take action.
More than 2000 people were executed in Scotland for alleged witchcraft before the 1735 Witchcraft Act put an end to the trials. The bid to get justice for the victims follows an official pardon granted earlier this year by the Swiss government to Anna Goeldi, beheaded in 1782 and regarded as the last person executed as a witch in Europe.

In a similar vein...I'm going to see if I can get an apology from the Norwegian people for all those nasty Viking raids. Anytime I see someone wearing a horned helmet and sporting a platted beard, I think "Shame on them!"; they are glorifying 100s of years of raping and pillaging... jerks!

Crazy sparky iz under your Merc cuttin your brake cabelz

Bob The Builder (No!! Not me; but some lovable children's fable about a tradesman who does jobs for fun and free... yeah, crazy sh*t!)

A MAN who cut the brake cables on a woman’s car along with the phone line running from her house was jailed at Perth Sheriff Court yesterday.
Andrew Small (45) will spend eight months behind bars after a sheriff said the potential consequences for his terrified victim— who drove 10 miles in the vehicle—did not bear thinking about.

The court heard how Small, who was described as suffering from depression at the time of the offences, held a grudge against the complainer and her partner as he felt he had not received sufficient payment for electrical work he had carried out on their behalf.

The complainer had attempted to drive away from her home in her car after realising the phone and TV were not working on the day in question.
However, she only got as far as the end of her driveway when she attempted to use the brakes and found they were not functioning properly.
Depute fiscal Robbie Brown described how she only managed to bring the vehicle to a safe halt by repeatedly pumping the brakes. She left the car where it was and walked back up the drive to collect her partner’s vehicle—another Mercedes.
“She drove a few miles down the road, then noticed the brake warning light was illuminated,” Mr Brown told the court.
“She continued to Auchterarder and took the vehicle to a local garage where a problem with the brake fluid level was diagnosed. It was topped up but on the way home the warning light again came on.
“In total the complainer drove a round trip of about 10 miles.”
Mr Brown said that on her arrival back home the complainer noted that the TV and phone lines to her home had been deliberately severed.
On looking underneath her car she further realised that various cables—relating to the brakes and power steering—had been interfered with.
“The complainer was extremely alarmed by all this and contacted the police,” he said.
Mr Brown said suspicion quickly fell upon the accused who was subsequently arrested.

I'm no fan of tradesmen: they make obscene amounts of money per hour and turn what should be a quick fix into a job that requires several days of tampering. Now I am seriously considering doing everything myself - regardless of making a DIY disaster. I'd like to think that even the worst botched job I can produce is better than Bob the Builder trying to assassinate my entire family.

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day

Just Bleed Guy (deleted 08 May 2008 at 21:40)

Just Bleed Guy
Widely regarded as the ultimate symbol of the UFC's early, no-holds-bared years in which they were banned from Pay Per View, the drunken fan known as the "Just Bleed Guy" has become a viral icon for MMA fans.
With the slogan "Just Bleed" painted on his bare chest and "UFC" painted on his forehead, the fan proceeds to flex his muscles and attempt to make an "intimidating" face, which turns out looking like someone having to go to the bathroom while being filmed in the crowd at UFC 15- Collision Course.
The Just Bleed Guy is a common topic on radio programs as well as forum topics, including radio host Jordan Breen attempting to track down the Just Bleed Guy who has not been seen since his original UFC appearance. This led to a forum member reporting the following:

"The guy above’s name is James Ladner, and you can all rest easy about mocking him because he’s in jail and can’t hurt you. At least until 2013, anyways. The charge? Receiving stolen property … farm equipment to be specific. Who knew getting caught chucking corn with a stolen corn chucker gets you eight years in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison? I guess the term ‘Just Bleed’ takes on a whole new meaning now."

A Google search of James Ladner reveals this Mississippi police profile that outlines his 8 year sentence:
Another interesting note is that the man in the white shirt to the Just Bleed Guy's left appears to be taking a "hit" of a marijuana cigarette.

Tuesday, 4 November 2008

Yummy... no WAIT!!!

We are Famil(l)y....

A Spanish quartet of jolly F1 (some kind of grown up Scalextric game?)supporters were spotted in the stands wearing what can best be described as: One of this year's best "Ha Ha jokes on you - you can't even spell you bunch of tools" photos.


I hope the black boot polish doesn't get stuck in the pores of your perfect, sun damaged, olive hued, leathery, pre-carcinoma skin. I really do.

Brought to my attention by some dude who is v. funny.

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day

Jenny Henderson (deleted 17 Apr 2008 at 22:00)

Jenny Henderson (born c. 1980) is a controversial actor, singer-songwriter and lesbian activist from Portobello, Edinburgh.
Henderson began songwriting as a result of being held under house arrest by her parents for persistent shoplifting. Her singing received a complete lack of interest from anyone. Despite the discouragement of her parents, Henderson began performing in various cafes and youth hostels in the Edinburgh area. She eventually financed her own album entitled Touching myself on Tuesdays, which features lyrics inspired by Henderson coming to terms with her lesbianism.
She embarked on an Nc in performing arts at Edinburgh's Telford College, but was expelled after the use of full frontal nudity in a contemporary dance project.
Deciding to create her own work, Henderson wrote a musical called "Rubbin'" about lesbian bus drivers at a Portobello terminus. The show ran for six performances at the 2004 Edinburgh Fringe festival to largely negative reviews, however the Edinburgh Lesbian Gazette called the piece "a highly entertaining and moving musical portrayal of contemporary Scottish homosexual women". Others were not so impressed, the Edinburgh Theatre press said the piece was "not only insulting lesbians and bus drivers, but to anyone with the intellectual capacity to get themselves dressed in the morning".
In 2006 Henderson formed a friendship with transgender poet and folk singer Bintie McBain. Together they embarked on an extensive tour of small venues throughout Scotland, often meeting with hostility from the locals, particularly in Oban, where a dead sheep was left on the roof of their transit van.
Henderson's next project is a play based on the life of notorious Portobello serial killer Rampant Annie. Annie terrorized the community in 1890 by suffocating unsuspecting fishermen after intercourse. The show is due to be premiered in Edinburgh on Christmas Eve 2007.

I've never been to Oban but I'm sure they look after their sheep better than that. Oh, if only even one sentence of this entry was true: all pure fiction I'm afraid, alas.

My little Jesus pony

About Kota The Dinosaur – Triceratops from Playskool

  • Animatronic, life-size baby dinosaur stands over 3 feet tall!

  • Responds to your voice and touch with roaring and laughing sounds, expressive tail, head, eye, mouth and horn movements
    Plays 4 different adventure-themed tunes

  • Convenient volume control switch

  • Dinosaur figure comes with leafy snack for feeding time

  • Product Dimensions approx: 54 cm x 97 cm x 74 cm

  • Kota The Dinosaur weights approx 16kgs
    Kota The Dinosaur is made by Playskool, the well know manufacturer of quality children's toys.

  • This amazing toy makes a great gift for ages 3 to 130!

Rocking horses have never looked so dull thanks to Kota the Dinosaur. This incredible robotic toy has moving facial features and tail, giving a wonderfully realistic feel without the stampeding.

Rejoyce Creationalist Christians everywhere - now you too can live in the biblical times on your own Jesus pony. Be you 3 or even 130! Unfortunately the damn thing doesn't ever walk so I'm calling RIP OFF!!!!

Lando FTW!

Even though a little part of Billie Ray Cyrus' (oops: Billie Dee Williams') acting integrity had to be sacrificed for this... I think it may have been worth it for producing PURE NERD GOLD!

Damn Funny or Die videos NEVER embed properly! So click here

Sunday, 2 November 2008

Bob's holiday snaps...

I was quite taken by this ladies T-shirt (even though there were no boobies in them at the time); I saw it in a market in Salou, Spain.

for your viewing pleasure in glorious Engrish:



Even my best efforts of inserting punctuation marks failed to assist me in making any sense of this.

How Grandad George got Granny Mildred into the sack

1950s Dating Tips

Gee things are happening!! Making the first move towards a girl is like diving into a communal pool:

  • One of you asshole friends is going to make you look stupid by trying to sneak up and push you in.

  • You'll end up with liquid in your face.

  • You'll probably end up with wet pants too.

If all else fails you can end up talking about "Mildred's new dog"?

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day

Samantha Rogers of the united states (deleted 24 Apr 2008 at 14:20)

Samantha grew up in illinois, USA. she has been Queen since 8:34 AM on April 24, 2008.

Oh... how does the saying go: Queen for a day, fool for a lifetime? Or, Queen since 8:34am, deleted from Wikipedia come 2:20pm?

Friday, 31 October 2008

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day

Ralph navarro


Reason for deletion: When this article was created, the writer did not include enough information to establish the the
significance of the subject.

Well... the things we do know:

  • He's an actor
  • His surname is in lower case.
  • He likes to SHOUT!

I have to laugh...

Deal or No Deal: Biggest Bonehead Move @ Yahoo! Video

I'm not a fan of Deal or No deal: this video typifies why.


Thursday, 23 October 2008

Day 2 of holiday...

Yay I'm on holiday and I had the sense to bring my laptop!

Turns out it's crap weather in Salou, Spain: cold, rainy and dark. What the....!? I have pictures but no link to download them.. but.. hey, you get the picture and you don't need a photo of rain lashing down on an outdoor pool... do you?

Oh, woe is me, where did my life all go wrong?

Why, the video of the Archies? Well this is the video that I've now watched 10 times with my 2 year old (if only to drown out the sex noises from next door.. [jealous]). It's getting me through the rainy days in a hotel room....

Sigh 11th time now...

Monday, 20 October 2008


Okay screw you all.... I'm on holiday for a week.

Salou in Spain, if you must know.


Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day

Lisa Lawer is a Brazilian transsexual porn star, who has appeared in numerous adult films and on numerous pornographic websites. According to the TS Identification Database, Lawer has decided on living life as a male, in order to marry a distant cousin.

I want to know more...

  • What the hell is the TS Identification Database ? (Set up by guys so they can confidently date women safe in the knowledge they're not dating a TS?)
  • What love is worth choosing a gender in order to love a distant cousin?
NO WAIT! I don't want to know anymore!

Wilhelm scream compilation

From Wikipedia

The Wilhelm scream revival came from Star Wars series sound designer Ben Burtt, who tracked down the original recording (which he found as a studio reel labeled "Man being eaten by alligator"). Although the identity of the individual who recorded the scream (which was actually one of a series of six) is unknown, Burtt uncovered documentation suggesting the scream might have been recorded by singer Sheb Wooley, who was one of the actors in Distant Drums. Burtt named the scream after "Pvt. Wilhelm", a minor character who emitted the same scream in the 1953 film The Charge at Feather River.[3] Of course, the scream itself has not been limited to English-language films and television shows either: several anime, including Island of Assassins, Sailor Moon S: Hearts in Ice, Macross, and Ranma ½, have featured at least one Wilhelm scream. It has also been used in video games.

That Hadron collider has nothing on....

Two Falcon punches colliding!!!

Prepare yourselves for a black hole people

Birthdays, Bugs, Breakages and Blues....

T'Was my birthday on 14th October (Tuesday)... I've been unable to get my laptop to co-operate since then (he just wont come to life.. hope it's not a portends). I have also had a heavy dose of the blues because my staff at work forgot it was my birthday: they neglected to give a card/say "Happy Birthday"/get a cake....

Hey, no big deal, right? Well, what about me getting their birthday's sorted out for the last 3 years?: Helping with cards/cakes and making sure they all get a birthday meal out (resteraunt of their choice and I pay for the lot) etc...

I guess it means:

  1. They forgot (Unlikely... it's on the calendar and we were talking about it recently)
  2. They hate me (Probable.. they do have a lot of dislikes)
  3. I'm an asshole (In general yeah I'd agree with that... *sobs*)

Happy Birthday to me.. *sniff*
Happy Birthday to me.. *whimper*
Happy Birthday dear... *snort* Bob the Mul
Happy Birthday.... to..... me....

Or it could mean they are a pack of selfish bitches who will never get anything from me again?

Monday, 13 October 2008

Sunday, 12 October 2008

Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day....

Welcome to Deletionpedia (where bad wikipedia pages go to die and then I can pick over their corpse like a rabid hungry badger... damn, should have stuck with vulture)

Today I give you a phrase from a movie that just didn't catch on...

Munsened is a verb that was coined in the movie "Kingpin" starring Woody Harrelson, Rand Quaid, Vanessa Angel and Bill Murray. It is similar terminology to "getting screwed" or being "up a creek without a paddle". Woody Harrelson plays the role of Roy Munsen who has some very bad luck throughout his life. He loses his bowling arm as a young man and becomes a deadbeat alcoholic. Later on in life he hears people using the phrase "you don't want to get Munsened in the middle of nowhere".

If you have used this phrase/term then SHAME ON YOU! ... or, if you and your friends use it all the time then.... tell wikipedia about it and let's make it relevent (Oh Gawd, what am I saying...? Just let this phase go and use screwed instead)

Rube Goldberg's pencil sharpener

(click for bigger)
Rube Goldberg: The simplified pencil-sharpener. (1930s)

Open window (A) and fly kite (B). String (C) lifts small door (D) allowing moths (E) to escape and eat red flannel shirt (F). As weight of shirt becomes less, shoe (G) steps on switch (H) which heats electric iron (I) and burns hole in pants (J). Smoke (K) enters hole in tree (L), smoking out opossum (M) which jumps into basket (N), pulling rope (O) and lifting cage (P), allowing woodpecker (Q) to chew wood from pencil (R), exposing lead. Emergency knife (S) is always handy in case opossum or the woodpecker gets sick and can't work.
Wonderful invention there from Rube Goldberg or as they* call it a A Rube Goldberg machine is a deliberately overengineered apparatus that performs a very simple task in a very indirect and convoluted fashion. Goldberg's drawings, for example, almost always included a live animal which was expected to perform part of the sequence of tasks.
*They, being Wikipedia.

Friday, 10 October 2008

You have been warned!

Not sure what's the most objectionable:

  • The squeaking suspension?
  • The discarded condoms?
  • The fact that the side door of the van is left open?
  • Is it the male on male action?

I'm sure if it's being filmed you can sell that kind of action to certain websites for big bucks... so what's the big deal.. prudes?

Vanity... Palin, be thy name.

Tuesday, 7 October 2008

Cocky Comedy ... what the!?

An artist's impression of a cocky guy

10 ways to charm a woman into bumping uglies with you (apparently):

10. Cocky Comedy defined: The purpose of Cocky Comedy isn’t to make a woman laugh -- it’s about making her feel ATTRACTION. Cocky Comedy is just the right mixture of cocky or arrogant and funny. Why this combination? Women aren’t attracted to lower-status men… and the cocky element implies you have high status. Healthy-minded women aren’t attracted to complete jerks either, and the comedy element keeps you out of the “complete jerk” category. If you can make a woman laugh at something you say that’s busting on her or is extremely arrogant-sounding, you’ve achieved a magical accomplishment. THAT is Cocky Comedy.

9. Mess with her: It’s critical that you switch the conversation from the normal mode to the “I’m messing with you” mode QUICKLY. To switch into this mode, give an overexaggerated compliment that can’t be real but seems way too serious; accuse her of stepping over the line and trying to pick you up in some way; complain about something in an overly serious way.

7. (Yeah, skipped 8) Push her into things as you’re walking (What the hell?). Hand her something but then don’t let go, and don’t grab something she’s handing to you. Steal her food or take the big piece. Swat her playfully with a magazine, napkin or whatever you can find. Thumb wrestle, tickle her… the possibilities here are endless.

The list goes on... (just the same kinda stuff)
Let me know if this works for you.

Hell yeah! Deletionpedia returns...

I am now submerged in glorious detailed Engrish information such as:
Nanang Dwi Cahyono, S.Kom: Person who work at

I'd like to introduce you to some of the best dressed Nazis I know...
Gay fascism: A similar term, "sodomofascist" also exists, though a Google search seems to indicate it as having less usage (94 results) than "homofascism" (1,750 results) or "homofascist" (16,100 results).
Nice use of Google ("Bobthemul" has 887 results and "Bob the mul" has 5.. take that sodomofascists!!) but I was surprised that they had links to the Gay Mafia!

And finally a legend...
Dave Green (B.A., F.G.S.) is a legend among legends. He is the only teacher of A-level Geology at Sir Thomas Rich's School, Gloucester. He is an history graduate from Keele University. While at Keele he earnt extra money teaching Geography.
He lives on a farm near Lydbrook where he keeps Ducks, Geese, Pigs, Sheep and Llamas. Each day he has to commute the 20-or-so miles to Gloucester, but it is a rewarding trip!

Welcome to Deletionpedia Dave *waves*

Why such a nice guy?

Being a child of the 80s and an owner of an Atari ST/Amiga 1200.... I missed out on the early console wars. I had my second childhood in the 90s and played my way through a lot of playstation/N64 games... then onto PS2/Dreamcast... yadda,yadda,yadda.

I never realised how different Nintendo's and Sega's views were on violence. Of course, I had heard about how Nintendo was more of a toy company and avoided bad press, like, upsetting families (American families moreso). I played a few games of Mortal kombat on the sega Mega Drive... but never played it on the SNES: Now I know what I was missing.. OKAY SEGA you're up first!!!

....and now SNES... funnly enough, if you say "snes" it does sound like an 80s version of "meh".

Pussies!!! Nintendo you may have censored the blood.. but we filled in the blanks with our evil little minds.

Monday, 6 October 2008

Birthday blog happiness

Happy 22nd birthday KELLY. I hand decorated that cake y'know. Those are tears of joy in her eyes (honest)

Happy 35th birthday SARAH... who I really should have hand decorated a cake for... and I probably deserve a punch in the nuts for not doing it.

Return to the barley field

Just like previous post... the top photo was taken recently and the bottom photo is the oldest. This is the barley field that is near to where I live. I often take my son (aged 2) on a walk across it. He was a bit surprised when the field was ploughed... but you can still make out the track (I believe they are called -desire lines- by Town & Planning departments).

Earlier photos here

Glasgow thief told: Stay out of Capital (oh...and he's blind)

A BLIND shoplifter has been banned from the capital after a 10-year crime spree.
George Hamilton - who has 96 previous convictions - faces jail if he turns up in any shops, bars or restaurants in Edinburgh city centre.
Hamilton, who uses a white stick, said: "I have to keep my nose clean and keep out of Edinburgh." The 49-year-old relies on his heightened hearing, touch and sense of smell to carry out his thefts.

Cheeky Weegie Thief (could be holding toilet paper for all he cares)

He was hit with a year-long ban from the capital following his latest sheriff court appearance for shoplifting.
Hamilton, who travelled from Glasgow for his raids, will be breaching bail conditions if he goes to the city. Last night, the cheeky serial thief said: "I was gutted when I heard the sheriff say that I was getting a ban.
"It's pretty unusual to be banned from a whole city. If the police see me on the streets then I will be going to jail. "I was going through to Edinburgh quite a few times - especially from November to December. "In the run-up to Christmas, the shops are busier. He was quite a stiff judge because I didn't expect this. "I have been banned from Marks & Spencer before for shoplifting but not a whole city. "I spoke to my lawyer and he said he never heard of it before. "I travel through to Edinburgh to make a living. I am well-known in the pubs in Glasgow for selling on nicked stuff."
Hamilton - who lives with his elderly mother in the East end of Glasgow - lost his sight in 1990 after doctors told him nerves behind his eyes were damaged.
He said: "I am registered blind and must be the only blind shoplifter in Scotland - I've been doing it for years.

The Crown Office confirmed Hamilton had been given the ban on September 15.
A spokesman said: "The accused pleaded guilty and sentence was deferred until September 15, 2009. The conditions of bail state that he must not go into Edinburgh city centre in that period."

Bad kitty!

After being awoken by the sound of her own pet 11 year old cat (Bearli) screeching:

Through glazed, half-open eyes, Jane Chanteau, a 73-year-old grandmother, saw a giant animal next to her bed.

It started when Chanteau went to bed, reading a book, and fell asleep with a light on. She and her husband, Guge Punchera, live in Palo Colorado, a small settlement 11 miles south of Carmel near Big Sur in Monterey County.
After seeing the cat in the hallway, the mountain lion, about 4 feet long and 3 feet tall, rammed through the glass door, got into the house and took chase after the pet cat.
In turn, the cat dashed into Chanteau's bedroom and under the bed, the mountain lion following right behind.
That was when the scream of the cat awoke her. "I was half asleep and first I though it was a big dog, trying to get under the bed, and I whacked him on the rear end, like, 'You're not getting my baby,' " Chanteau said. Chanteau quickly exited the bed, and from the hall, she and her husband noticed that the mountain lion appeared calm and unconcerned.
"The mountain lion went from window to window like he was looking for a way out," Chanteau said. "At one point, he knocked a curtain rod down. Then he jumped on the bed and knocked a mirror over. He left a paw print in the middle of a photo that had been knocked on the floor.

Chanteau then headed to the front door. It was closed, but then, when a breeze swept through, she saw the hole in the door and the pile of glass on the floor. She then grabbed a broom, and handed it to her husband.
Punchera then talked to the mountain lion as if it could understand him. "You come out this way," he said to it, the couple recalled. Punchera said, "We've got to get out of his view, so he can find his way out."
So they both retreated. Just as Punchera figured, the mountain lion then exited the bedroom.

Once outside, the lion appeared to get his bearings, and suddenly, sprinted into the adjacent woods and disappeared.
As for Bearli the pet cat, close inspection revealed a swelling in his back from a slight puncture wound from a claw that nearly found its mark in the showdown under the bed. The cat then spent the next two days under the bed.
When she returned to work at the Esalen book store, Chanteau learned she had a new nickname.
"They're calling me 'The Lion Tamer.' "

It's like that Sharon Stone film....

A woman had a rude awakening when she discovered a hidden camera in her room. Since reporting the incident it has been revealed that a suburban Philadelphia landlord secretly videotaped 34 female tenants over two decades after hiding cameras in their apartments.

Thomas Daley, 45, was arraigned on more than 2,000 charges (holy mother of gawd that's a lotta charges) by Magisterial District Judge Francis Lawrence Jr. and waived his preliminary hearing Friday.
Daley had installed the cameras – typically one in the bedroom and one in the bathroom – in at least 7 apartments he rented to women in Norristown over the last 19 years, Reynolds said.
Daley's sophisticated set-up fed the camera images to a recording system in the basement, enabling him to view the tapes from his home via the Internet, authorities have said.
He hid the tiny cameras behind mirrors and in cabinets and ceiling fans, and some turned on with the flip of a light switch, they said.

The investigation began after a tenant discovered a camera this year and contacted police, leading to Daley's arrest Sept. 19 on charges including wiretapping and invasion of privacy. Detectives have since searched his other apartments and recovered videotapes, records and evidence that led to new charges Friday involving 34 current and former tenants.
I like the extra charges: two counts each of burglary and evidence tampering, based on his alleged attempt to break into two apartments and remove cameras after he learned of the probe. Yes, I can't get the image of the little pervert panicking after realising his own personal BIG BROTHER show was coming to an end.

I think a suitable punishment would be: A never ending interview with the talentless she-troll Davina (can you believe they gave her a talk show?) McColl. I reckon after 30 uncomfortable minutes any human being would try to top themselves.

Friday, 3 October 2008

Repo man... looks familiar..

Maybe I'm not the only one saying this:

It looks like it has borrowed heavily (ripped the arse out of) the plot of Battle Angel Alita. I've only watched the trailer so I could be wrong here.....In a distant future, Earth is a mess and we focus on a city of the Have (super rich) and the Have Nots (scum like you and me) FOUND IN BOTH FILMS. The cost of organ replacement/cybernetics is generally out of reach of the Have Nots ( SPINE THEFT is a growing crime in Alita). Our protagonist’s protector turns out to be a “Repo man” (in Alita a “Bounty Hunter”)… revelations and revolutions follow.
I bet I’m not the only one thinking they’ve thrown in the Moulin Rouge musical gimmick to draw in the Emo crowd and maybe salvage an OST worth flogging to the masses. EXCEPT I hear that their attempts at preventing file sharing of the OST ain’t going so well….
Click link to have a laugh, Torrent Freak explains their follies better than I ever could.

Thursday, 2 October 2008

There goes another £600 million...

SPEED CAMERAS are unlawful because they have not been properly approved by Parliament, a legal campaigner said as he announced plans to challenge their use in the High Court.

Robbie the Pict (pictured above), a community lawyer from the Isle of Skye, also says cameras that trap motorists if they run a red light have been used unlawfully.

The 61-year-old, who successfully campaigned against a toll on a bridge linking the Isle of Skye to the mainland, says that since July 1992 the Government has not implemented traffic cameras through the correct legal process.

Currently the devices are signed off by the Home Secretary, but Robbie the Pict says the law states each different model of camera must be approved by statutory instrument, a technical term he describes as a mini Act of Parliament.

His case will be heard in the Scottish Court of Appeal in Edinburgh on Wednesday before he takes it to the High Court in London.

He says that if his challenge is successful, the Government could have to pay back an estimated £600 million in fines issued to motorists.

Robbie the Pict said: "The challenge is fundamental. Its point is that none of the cameras have been authorised according to statute since July 1991.

"Therefore when they (the police) say they have video evidence for a £60 fine and three points, the evidence they have is inadmissible in court."

He added: "I have decided to take it forward because I have seen so many people ripped off with these cameras and I know they are legally wrong."

Robbie the Pict decided to launch his case 18 months ago after he was caught by a red light camera in Nottingham.

Sarah Palin sex tape

Sarah Palin Sex Tape UNCENSORED

NSFW Not Suitable For World/Whoring/Watching/Work?

Going down is easy... it's the ride back up.

Mondial Du VTT Descente de Venosc caméra embarquée
Uploaded by 103TuRtLe

Not suitable if you get motion sickness.... at 10mins you will feel queasy.

Spoiler: NOBODY falls off, so can quit watching at 2mins if you like.

Tuesday, 30 September 2008

The birth of a marketer (video)

A lovely tale of caveat emptor.....

Lost? Try asking for directions in Gaelic... (no thanks)

COUNCILLORS in Inverness are set to challenge Highland Council's policy on Gaelic and bilingual roadsigns.

Caithness councillors have already claimed the policy should not apply in their area, because it has no Gaelic heritage, while some councillors in Inverness object to bilingual street signs in the Highland Capital.
Opposition to the policy is being organised by Caithness councillor John Rosie, who said: "Gaelic is not part of the Caithness heritage. Our area is more Viking than Gaelic."
It is understood Councillor Rosie is pressing for Caithness to be excluded from the implementation of the policy and while Gaelic should be visible on welcome signs outside the main towns such as Thurso and Wick, the signage should go no further.
Yes, putting up bilingual signs is complete and utter SNP wank. I don't doubt the existence of the Gàidhealtachd but I think it's importance in politics is overstated. Are these extra signs (that's the new signs in areas with less than 6% of the population speaking Gaelic) necessary or even desirable? Are these extra signs a waste of time and money? In some areas around Inverness there are more Polish speaking residents than Gaelic speakers .... so why not Polish signage?
Yeah.... SNP political wank.

One hell of a walk for an old lady.

TO THE astonishment of a search and rescue team which, assisted by two RAF helicopters, had spent half a day combing a Perthshire mountain for a 73-year-old hill walker, the woman found her own way down yesterday morning and walked into a health centre fit and well.
The Ayrshire woman had scaled Schiehallion with her son to fulfil her husband’s dying wish of having his ashes scattered on the 3500ft mountain near Kinloch Rannoch.
They became separated on the return trip and rescue specialists from Tayside Police and RAF Leuchars and Lossiemouth launched a search, which lasted from Sunday afternoon until the early hours of yesterday when bad weather forced efforts to be abandoned.
Not long after the search had resumed, the woman—who had set out without a map, compass or torch—walked into a doctor’s surgery in Kinloch Rannoch where she was found to be suffering no ill effects.
Team leader with Tayside Police search and rescue unit, Sergeant Colin MacDougall, emphasised last night how lucky the woman had been, and used the incident as a “timely reminder” to hill walkers.
He said, “Thankfully this has not been a tragic outcome and remarkably the woman is none the worse for her experience.
“However, it still demonstrates the utter complacency with which people often take to the Scottish hills.

I live about 45 miles from Schiehallion and on a good day you can make out it's peak. I've never climbed up it (although I've driven about the base). I've also been to the Doctor's surgery in Kinloch Rannoch (I used to deliver oxygen there) and I think that this 73 year old has had one hell of a journey to get from point A to point B.

My tips to any old deary trying to fulfill their dead partner's wishes are:
  1. Save it for a nice sunny day.
  2. Get a younger relative to do it for you.
  3. Meet them somewhere in the middle e.g. He wants ashes scattered at sea... dump em' in a river and the water flow will do the work for you.
  4. He's not worth it and it was probably the morphine talking.