Bob's Deletionpedia page of the day

Lisa Lawer is a Brazilian transsexual porn star, who has appeared in numerous adult films and on numerous pornographic websites. According to the TS Identification Database, Lawer has decided on living life as a male, in order to marry a distant cousin.

I want to know more...

• What the hell is the TS Identification Database ? (Set up by guys so they can confidently date women safe in the knowledge they're not dating a TS?)
• What love is worth choosing a gender in order to love a distant cousin?

NO WAIT! I don't want to know anymore!