Sunday, 2 November 2008

How Grandad George got Granny Mildred into the sack

1950s Dating Tips

Gee things are happening!! Making the first move towards a girl is like diving into a communal pool:

  • One of you asshole friends is going to make you look stupid by trying to sneak up and push you in.

  • You'll end up with liquid in your face.

  • You'll probably end up with wet pants too.

If all else fails you can end up talking about "Mildred's new dog"?

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