Saturday, 9 August 2008

Worlds most sexiest bench... violated

Unfortunately I find this very humorous. Sex with; traffic cones, bikes, teapots, car exhausts and vacuum cleaners… where is it all leading too? Basically, it’s the porn industries fault; they have saturated the market with guy on girl movies and now we must find new ways to get our jollies.
Police in Hong Kong received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole. He panicked and called the police to help him.

Thanks goes out to Arbroath for this.

I was told once that the day would come when sex in a bus shelter would be commonplace. I never knew that sex with a bus shelter would become more widespread first.

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